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[ROSE] That means he's going to be all right.
[CHUCKLING] This is very funny--
Well... what's this world coming to?
[SNORING]
Could ya? Thank you so much. All right. That looks tasty. A little salt never hurt.
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪
Hey, leave him alone, Bill. Prison's a lonely place.
Stay on the floor! Why don't you put some guns on me?
We're gonna take that money.
Tell him to get in. I don't know about taking the kid's sleigh.
[PEDESTRIANS EXCLAIMING]
♪ All for the little ones' Christmas joys ♪
Get it. We gotta get a crowbar here, okay?
What are you doing here? I'm here to save your life!
And what have we here? $275,000.
You're not gonna believe this, but I don't-- I don't have enough money.
It's a very distinct thumping sound.
We can't let 'em get on that bus.
I'll show you three ski masks. Right in there.
All right! Quit pressuring me, please!
They saved us from being hurt. That's what happened.
Take your mind off of things.
[SIGHS] I can't.
Guess what? There's one, two.
♪ Up on the housetop reindeer pause ♪
All my love this holiday season,
Do you need any money?
And then everyone was hustling sandals-- sit down! Sit down!
What if somebody beat ya to the punch? Are you crazy?
but I would like for you to look her up in that town I mentioned to you,
Oh, no, no, no, no. He's gaining on us. Just relax.
[QUAVERING] I-- it's a robbery.
Nose is as long as a telephone wire.
Oh, aunt Hetty, um, I'm sorry. I hope you don't mind.
[ALL] ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪
My husband is the only one with a key, and I'm afraid he's out to lunch right now.
I see there's some people still shaking. Let's breathe in.
especially if they're heading north.
I wouldn't pay three bucks for you. [LAUGHING]
I tell ya, this town is crawlin' with tourists. That's 'cause of our winterfest.
There have been seven deaths attributed to the weather so far.
Hi, officer! Bye, officer! Go! Yeah!
Look, let's sing a song. All right? It's Christmas.
Hey, can I share something with you?
According to this article, because of overcrowding,
and beg her to come see me.
Bill-- maybe we could hit it off.
Holy skunk! Yeah, you! What? Go!
You know what you are?
And the sign says take a pen, not take all the pens. Oh.
Stay out of the bank, all right? Give me a chance.
with great difficulty.
- [GRUNTS] - You son of a bitch!
[ALVIN] That's the most money I ever held at once.
Shit. What?
was a... setup...
Wait a minute.
This note was with it.
What-what-what- what-what-what--
Can I ask you a personal question?
Yeah. I love you too. All right.
So long, fellas. So long! [LAUGHING]
Where could she be? Where could she be?
Yeah. Is that it?
[BILL] 1835-1892.
Over by the rock.
Sergeant Dickman, off duty, Queens! What is your name, rookie?
[LAUGHS] You gotta be kiddin'!
Yeah, that's right. Okay.
I'm a deputy, for Christ's sake! I demand to know what the hell's going on here!
I was-- you gotta be kidding me? What are you doing?
Look out. Look out. Jesus.
Vic, you know that bank job you guys are always talking about?
So why don't you just pull your trigger?
[CHUCKLES]
Agent Peyser, sir.
[ALVIN] Serious talk. Come on. Come on, Merlin.
Of course, Sarah. I'm always available to talk.
Hey, what?