Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Might get there by midnight. If you'd like to catch it, we should probably go now.

is being considered for an early release.

Something tells me I'm really getting jammed.

sit down, you clown. Okay.

Come on. Let's go.

Think he'll remember us?

[ALL INHALE] We're all right. Just stay out of their way.

[ANDERSON] See you, boys. [SNORING]

This is Mrs. Anderson.

Right up into them.

[DICK] Merry Christmas.

I told these gentlemen I could get 'em a change of clothes.

[CLEARS THROAT] Forget it.

Hey, Bill, you think this crate could make it to Pennsylvania?

Let me talk to her. No. You know what she's like when she gets this way.

I'm gettin' old, and I can't stand the thought...

- Keep 'em up! - But-but on-on Christmas Eve? I-- eh-eh--

Dog, cat-- shit.

Your gun just happened to go off three times in a row by itself.

Bill, 20 years minimum. Get in.

All right, all right, all right, all right!

Nobody move, goddamn it! This is a robbery!

They had an accident up at Hastings. I decided I'd bring them with me.

[ED] You got the wrong guy! It's the guy with the floppy ears!

We only want your cash. [BILL] Move forward. Move forward. Go in. Move forward.

They didn't have a shred of evidence, 'cept for our fingerprints.

- You're not gonna believe this. - Oh, come on. Try me.

[WHISPERING] Get down. Get down. Way down, boys. Get down.

I dropped it in the mail.

I know I didn't hear you right.

IF I WAS AN OFFICER RESPONDING TO 330 CHINOOK

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

[SIREN CONTINUES]

[TRAIN RUMBLING]

Merry Christmas!

Oh, my God. I must need some ointment or whatnot.

Oh, no. We'll take care of him right away. He's all right.

Move! I'm mov--

[WHINNIES, SPUTTERS]

- I don't think she can fly, can she? - Oh, no, no, no.

I mean, I couldn't live with myself if I froze a horse, especially him.

- Yeah, ma. That's wicked bad. - Mm.

I don't know, but those three guys stole my kid's horse and sleigh.

You're not going! You are still a wanted man in New York!

Can't beat it with a stick. Thank you. Yeah, warm me up. It's great to be home, ma.

No, I don't think you're stupid, but I know how to keep you in suspense.

All right. Let's all stick our thumbs out and look pitiful.

You are really getting paranoid.

There's no money. He's not lying. I swear on my mother's grave.

Right. [MA] What are you saying?

My name is Dave.

Nothin' better than that smell in the whole, wide world. It does smell good.

Will you just cool it?

[ALL INHALE] Everybody. And let it out. Good.

I'll see you every morning in the bank when I'm making my deposits.

That enhances my sense of security.

Merry Christmas!

I've lied to a lot of people I care about, so please, just go while you can.

Something came over the wire tonight about two escaped convicts...

I need to get Mr. Anderson over there to open up the vault!

All units, this is agent Peyser.

I know Bein' on parole, you're not supposed to leave the state.

What are you telling me?

Uh, yes, father.

We're not all fancy, upscale restaurateurs like you, Bill.

I still got the keys to the vault on me.

What am I-- [CHUCKLING]

♪ Up on the housetop click, click, click ♪

[NEWSCASTER] With interstate 95 being the only major road still open.

We won't have time to hot-wire it again.

[CHOKING] Would you mind signing here, Mr. Anderson?

What were you doing five years for? Stupidity?

[CUCKOO CLOCK SOUNDS] ♪ ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪

There's a three-legged dog over there staring at me. [LAUGHS] Oh, that's Tripod.

Hold on! Hold on! Whoa!

We’re not dead if that’s what you mean

Just get in the trunk. You guys are dumber than a box of hair.

All right. All right!

rip off your heads and shit down your throats.

[CLEARS THROAT] I just did what the map said. I made four lefts.

Oh, lunch. Good. [CHUCKLES]

Oh, no, cops! Hey!

[LAUGHING] That is right. I thought so too.

which you gotta remember, was way back in the cretaceous period.

God. Your whole life's in that dash, isn't it?

[ALVIN] After all these presents and stuff.

you were probably closest to the perpetrators at the time of the robbery.

What's going on here?

♪ you're nobody till somebody cares ♪

- ♪ glory to the newborn king - whoa! Oh! ♪ peace on earth

So it's ground beef-cheese-scallion scrapple.

What did he say?

Sit down! Sit down, or I'm gonna shoot somebody! Sit down!

As a matter of fact, the only Sarah I know is a Sarah Collins.

I mean, life is great. Yeah? Huh? Isn't life great?

An all-points bulletin has been issued-- [CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]

Alvin, is it me?

whining about how your daughter doesn't come visit you no more,

Are you telling me you didn't rob the bank?