Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you see my pez dispenser anywhere?
Has he got a friend he wants to bring?
Yeah. This is my son. He's deputy Timmy burnell. Okay. Okay.
You had no idea what was going on in that bus station. No, sir.
You sure this is the right thing to do, Ed?
Agent Peyser? What?
I feel as if I've ruined my karma, father,
I don't see snow chains.
But the prison psychiatry board says you're incapable of telling the truth.
Well... yes, father, I did, eventually,
[HORNS HONKING] [WOMAN] Idiot!
These guys had an accident up the road. I decided to bring 'em over here.
♪ [CONTINUES]
See, I heard that banks always claim,
Dick! Uncle Cliff.
[CONGREGANTS GASPING, MURMURING]
Would you get over here and help me lug this boat to the river!
The truth is that this robbery will probably put this little bank out of business.
I mean, I want it. I can't accept it.
Please take this money. It belongs to the people of Paradise.
What are you doing?
You take this and have a nice, happy, safe, Mrs. A, please.
Yeah, but what about puttin' all the people to work?
Hey, look who it is! Get in, Bill.
♪ Oh, you can't get to heaven ♪
Vic, these people had nothing to do with this. You gotta let 'em go!
Oh, well. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Ooh! ♪ I'm Alvin and you're Bill
- [WOMAN] I'll bring him over to the house if it's all right. - That would be nice.
Well, I know it sounds dumb, but...
[PEOPLE CHATTERING, LAUGHING]
nice meeting you. Very nice, Sarah. Sarah.
[LAUGHING] Hey, Alvin. I never seen stalactites in a car before.
Wha-- wait a minute. What?
- He's telling us what to do with our share of the money. - Put my share back.
Where's all this going?
Row! Row! Like a viking!
You know, he's a diabetic, and we were afraid he was gonna go into Insulin shock.
You can either come with me or not, but that's what I'm doing.
What? F.B.I. The bag.
You know, Mr. and Mrs. Anderson,
I know I just met you guys, and it's kind of corny,
Get outta here. It's an emergency. I've gotta get to Paradise.
[SWALLOWS]
Eh, skipping, skipping, skipping, eh--
Yeah. It smells good. We got the beginnings of a real situation here.
He was a stray, he was hit by a truck, and, you know, we took him in.
Would you please, uh-- would you please excuse me for a moment?
Nissan's for a car. But it was round...
You're in for a rude awakening, because there's no money! Okay?
[CHUCKLING] That's weird.
♪ [ALVIN HUMMING] Just passin' through?
Look what I started? I don't know what you're talking about.
No. Why?
I never would've sent my boys down here in the first place.
good night, Edna. [MUFFLED TALKING]
Oh, Jesus, uh--
D-u-h-1-7-1.
Come on. Keep moving. Keep moving.
No. No, it's not.
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
I'm going to confession.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[HORNS HONKING]
Okay.
Location: East on main street, heading toward river road.
- It's got scallions. - Get your hands up!
[THUDDING]
[SNORES]
- Liar! - Caesar, I said let's get out of here.
Hey, Bill, I mean, were they alone?
This was something I didn't quite put together till just now.
♪ don we now our gay apparel ♪
That wasn't fair! Hey! [SIREN WAILING]
Oh my God... Guns!
Putting a gun to my head and dragging me across three states on the night Christ was born.
Who is talking? Who is talking? [WOMAN STAMMERING]
That you are going to be the first guy in history to get pinched...
Whoo! [CACKLES]
[CHATTERING]
I can't really say, but we've never had a problem like this before.
Oww! [COUGHING] You all right?
You sure? Yes.
[HORN HONKS]
What? [SHOUTING] Pull it over!
Oh, my goodness, son. Your lip is bleeding.
- ointment or somethin'? - He's all right.
- You want a piece of this? Come on! - [MAN] Oof!
Is that Bill Firpo?
Damn!
♪ [SPANISH] [MEN CHATTERING]
It said Nissan. Nissan.
It ain't this time, thank you very much.
Don't you call me-- now, you listen to me-- all right.
this is where I work. Do not come down here and screw things up, okay?
You hear that? Silent night, holy night.
Ah, an infinity. Merry Christmas, gentlemen.
Smiley. Smiley, I'm gonna miss ya. [JERRY] Yeah, right.
Boy, the car's soaked good. Yeah.
[PANICKED YELPING]
[SIRENS CONTINUE]
There's probably a couple of shotguns and .45s. Oh. Uh-huh.
There. He'll be all right now.
What do you call it? Whoa, Merlin! That-a-boy. Okay.
So I get into the car with these two strangers, and--
No. I'm Bill. I apologize for my brother. He's, uh-- [CLEARS THROAT]
[CHUCKLES] Boy, you could hardly move in here.
Get inside of the jeep, or I'll blow your heads off.