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I am like your hugest fan.
- How many albums have I sold? - Eight million.
Man: Holy shit. Oh!
Hey Henry, check this out. What do you think, man?
You know, I got a team to run and these two are screwing in the closet.
You have to not want it. If you want it, they're not into it.
I saw the van. I was like, "Please let that be Henry's crew."
Are you guys back together?
I need these right now.
(giggling)
The contempt part's really important, man.
(theme music playing)
- Casey. - Hey.
Consider the shit shot.
Henry is... Henry is dating Uda Bengt?
and my life will collapse because of you.
Okay, well, I was going to tell you, but...
I want to be called Dennis.
His first day...
Okay, just try to keep a low profile, okay?
- He did not mention that to me. - He probably, you know,
that's... that is a question for a psychologist.
Hey man, I just want to say I have mad respect for you.
which is something I actually wanted to talk to everyone about, okay?
I just... well, I know Henry's dating a caterer named Uda, so...
I'm really sorry, boss. Please don't fire me.
so I personally am looking forward to being friendly co-workers.
Um, I guess
- Yeah. - Sure. Absolutely. I get it.
Are you happy?
- Yeah, but... ...hate and lust all...
Sorry to hear that. We actually have to go.
- Yes. - Okay, well, that's the problem.
Okay. Okay. So then let's switch, man,
- Ron. - Oh my God.
- Yeah, I'm in. - What?
Oh Lydia, I'm sorry. Casey Klein.
That is fantastic.
(blows air) What's this about?
What line of work is she in, buddy?