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Ohh.
Fucking models in penthouses.
No, they told me it was a unisex chemise.
- What? - Yeah.
My ex... his new girlfriend is a professional athlete.
that's my curse.
This is your ex-husband?
Soup kitchen, bread lines, all-you-can-eat salad, right?
and I just had this feeling... I just wanted to make her happy.
The one with the tights and the eyeliner?
It's so weird that you'd say Uda.
Right.
It's fucking crazy that you're a team leader.
But this is the best part... this beauty.
He is talking to them.
And I want to fuck your wife, so blah blah blah bullshit from you, man.
Does that turn you on?
(quietly) Where are the beers?
No, I'm actually a comedienne. I'm not an actress.
You're welcome. Is there anything else we can get you?
- And there's a new guy. - Mm-hmm.
He's awesome and fucking famous.
- Casey. - Yes.
Uh, okay.
What are you looking...?