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He is talking to them.
And I want to fuck your wife, so blah blah blah bullshit from you, man.
that's my curse.
Soup kitchen, bread lines, all-you-can-eat salad, right?
He's awesome and fucking famous.
Does that turn you on?
It's fucking crazy that you're a team leader.
My ex... his new girlfriend is a professional athlete.
Uh, okay.
(quietly) Where are the beers?
But this is the best part... this beauty.
You're welcome. Is there anything else we can get you?
This is your ex-husband?
No, I'm actually a comedienne. I'm not an actress.
What are you looking...?
Fucking models in penthouses.
- Casey. - Yes.
Ohh.
It's so weird that you'd say Uda.
The one with the tights and the eyeliner?
- And there's a new guy. - Mm-hmm.
No, they told me it was a unisex chemise.
and I just had this feeling... I just wanted to make her happy.
Right.
- What? - Yeah.