Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We sure would love to get some pointers from you on being funny.
This is a day job. I'm a writer, hard sci-fi.
- How's acting? - Acting?
I just want to be a real guy, man.
Okay, so just for tonight, if you could please try and pretend
Ron, are we gonna get the autograph
So why he would have an affair with one...
fake conversations, fake experiences.
So Uda must be fierce in the sack, huh?
and let the chicks throw themselves at you. What do you say?
Oh. I don't know, Ron.
professionalism,
And I just want to make her happy.
to lock the door when they go to the van,
- Very weird. - How have you been?
You're so pretty. You have to be an actress.
My car payments... I'm gonna lose my car
All you gotta do is throw on some makeup, act like a total dick
- I'll see what I can do. - Yeah?
- Sure. - Okay, good.
You love the power, big boss man.
They're just not going for it.
Well, I don't want it to be awkward either,
Great.
If Jackal Onassis bitches to me about one more thing...
come on, buddy. I need a miracle.
Has anybody seen my little lady-friend?
Hey, how's Soup R' Crackers?
- That's my type. - Do it.
This. Just being you guys...
That you and Henry
Coming right up.
How did they get in? How did you get in here, hmm?
- Yeah. - Totally.
He just wants to save on booze.
- But this isn't real. This is fake. - It's kind of real.
- Hey, you must be the new guy. - Yeah.
- Yes. Yeah. - Oh my God.
- My daughter, the future star. - Your daughter.
left him high and dry. It was fucking cold.
- Fuck him up. - I'm gonna fucking rip your...