Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How's acting? - Acting?
Well, I don't want it to be awkward either,
That you and Henry
- Hey, you must be the new guy. - Yeah.
I just want to be a real guy, man.
- That's my type. - Do it.
- But this isn't real. This is fake. - It's kind of real.
- Yeah. - Totally.
This is a day job. I'm a writer, hard sci-fi.
My car payments... I'm gonna lose my car
So Uda must be fierce in the sack, huh?
Hey, how's Soup R' Crackers?
They're just not going for it.
How did they get in? How did you get in here, hmm?
- Yes. Yeah. - Oh my God.
- Very weird. - How have you been?
Ron, are we gonna get the autograph
Oh. I don't know, Ron.
He just wants to save on booze.
- Fuck him up. - I'm gonna fucking rip your...
We sure would love to get some pointers from you on being funny.
You're so pretty. You have to be an actress.
And I just want to make her happy.
All you gotta do is throw on some makeup, act like a total dick
professionalism,
- My daughter, the future star. - Your daughter.
If Jackal Onassis bitches to me about one more thing...
This. Just being you guys...
Has anybody seen my little lady-friend?
- I'll see what I can do. - Yeah?
Great.
and let the chicks throw themselves at you. What do you say?
Okay, so just for tonight, if you could please try and pretend
to lock the door when they go to the van,
- Sure. - Okay, good.
You love the power, big boss man.
fake conversations, fake experiences.
left him high and dry. It was fucking cold.
come on, buddy. I need a miracle.
Coming right up.
So why he would have an affair with one...