Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're so pretty. You have to be an actress.
come on, buddy. I need a miracle.
and let the chicks throw themselves at you. What do you say?
- I'll see what I can do. - Yeah?
He just wants to save on booze.
fake conversations, fake experiences.
to lock the door when they go to the van,
professionalism,
They're just not going for it.
- Hey, you must be the new guy. - Yeah.
So Uda must be fierce in the sack, huh?
Ron, are we gonna get the autograph
Great.
How did they get in? How did you get in here, hmm?
Well, I don't want it to be awkward either,
Has anybody seen my little lady-friend?
- But this isn't real. This is fake. - It's kind of real.
And I just want to make her happy.
This is a day job. I'm a writer, hard sci-fi.
- Fuck him up. - I'm gonna fucking rip your...
left him high and dry. It was fucking cold.
Hey, how's Soup R' Crackers?
My car payments... I'm gonna lose my car
Oh. I don't know, Ron.
- Yes. Yeah. - Oh my God.
- My daughter, the future star. - Your daughter.
You love the power, big boss man.
All you gotta do is throw on some makeup, act like a total dick
- How's acting? - Acting?
This. Just being you guys...
I just want to be a real guy, man.
- Very weird. - How have you been?
Coming right up.
- That's my type. - Do it.
- Sure. - Okay, good.
Okay, so just for tonight, if you could please try and pretend
That you and Henry
So why he would have an affair with one...
We sure would love to get some pointers from you on being funny.
- Yeah. - Totally.
If Jackal Onassis bitches to me about one more thing...