Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The boss is busy firing me 'cause I make him uncomfortable.

I mean, it was fucking brilliant.

You don't. The man is a practicing Satanist

Yeah. Well, you know, why don't we go to my dressing room,

Blonde, works for Valhalla Cater...

Oh thanks, Todd. Thanks for being so full of shit, man.

- Woman: Whoa. - (laughter)

Mandy came in and applied for a cashier job

Hey, what did I say, sweetie? We're gonna get that autograph.

Oh, Ed... my ex...

You know what I wish I could buy?

She acts, sings, dances, does comedy.

- Holy shit. - Mandy: Baby?

It's mortar holding up stinking walls of bullshit.

The difference is what, folks? Come on.

- Yeah. - Okay, good.

How is Soup R' Crackers?

You can't seriously be very sorry about sandwiches.

Oh, that is real. She just called me an asshole.

Are those ready to go?

Is that blonde over there hot?

- Yeah, I know how it is... - No.

Woman #2: Oh my God, there he is.

Henry and Casey aren't even right for each other.

I want you so bad.

Oh, me and Escapade left town back in Wapato.

- Yeah. - I'm freaking out. I just...

because you get people trying to sneak in.

"Are we having fun yet?"

Okay, Alan's sending a replacement.

You don't have to. It's common knowledge

I still worked as the receptionist at Ed's exterminating service.

Still not boring.

I'm serious, Jackal. That was brilliant.

- That's right. - And now they have to work together.

Yeah, she dumped him... yeah, booked the gig,

And can you tell the bartender to go easy on the booze?

I'm coming. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I have total contempt for these dumb bitches.

They fucking go bankrupt.

Are you fucking serious?