Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then one day someone comes along who knows where to lean.
Can it?
- I was studying. - Okay, okay. I'm gonna go.
Look, I know that I am particular.
- Where? - The surf shop, dude.
- Chad? Oh, Lord! - He said to meet him here-
And they might want to go to Harvard. And if they do...
She wants me to do all this?
Don't get snatched up. Now get upstairs and finish your homework.
It-That-That's under wire. Yeah.
and my husband, Tom, is in software.
What? Oh, no. You've gotta be kidding me.
- It's so gorgeous. Hey.
Had him droolin' on the biscuits.
I believe this was meant for you.
Who the hell is that?
which means the programs have merged, and the worm is operational, ready for delivery.
you were naked when most of those promises were made.
I know someone we haven't tried yet.
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Yeah, probably. Listen, Mom, I was studying.
Girls
All right! Whoo! Got butt movement all back there. I like that.
Good.
That's right. Try it with me.
and we have em under full surveillance.
She is an excellent agent. Very professional.
but I best be movin' on.
- Oh, my God! Big Momma, are you okay? - Ooh. Ooh.
A uncle? Aunt?
You understand you need to get this job, right?
Ooh, the waters so warm.
- Whoo!
I go, 'Ooh! Oooh!'
- Oh, that's actually our dog, Poncho.
It's at that church right by your office.
They told him if he didn't do it, they'd kill his family.
No charges?
You promised me you were up for this.
the fact is, we could really use your help.
- Well, what about dinner? - I already ate, but thank you.
You got somethin that belongs to me, Hattie Mae, and I want it back.
Oh no that’s damn hot ! Hot !
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That's right. Give it up morning, noon and night.
- No! No! No! No!
You guys are amateurs, dude. I'm outta here.
Yeah. Yeah, there you go.
The United States government operates the most sophisticated...
- He blames himself. It's a tragedy, really.
Baby, this is kind of late. Maybe you should get some sleep.
Give me that!
- Hello? - Big Momma, is that you?
Is that your nanny?
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- Oh.
This stuff s hard. Give me some room.
- What's up? - Oh, I almost forgot.
Mmm. Go.
He never said anything to you.
You probably met him out with a group of friends.
and I am so late.
Especially not with-
Wait, Big Momma. I wanna hear what he has to say. What did you say?
And keep a lookout.
that you're invulnerable.
All these people up in here screamin', and you're gonna shush me?
Wow.
you gotta understand, that's Billy.
There's my friend Crystal. Excuse me one second. Hey, Crystal.
The mistake was thinking that two morons like you can do the job in the first place.
Eh. I'll never get them to open up in the house. Too many distractions.
Hey, baby. Just wanted to leave you a message...
- Pick me up on the way. - Where you at?
- Uh - Yeah?
- That means if we don't leave right now, we're gonna be late.
- You gave it up for this? - No.
- No, ma'am. You can stop. - But I'm not responsible for the damages.
Right there! Hold it right there!
Man, stop with the damn code names. He ain't out here.
Oh, gosh, Big Momma. I've gotta go to the office, and the carpet cleaners are coming.
- On the road. - Yes, ma'am. Yeah.
Andrew is jumpin' off the cabinets, eatin' Brillo pads.