Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That cant be comfortable.

And God help you if that happens.

Dip, dip, dip, baby.

Big Mama and YaYa say Players change but not the games

But you need to do it for yourself, not anybody else.

It was my call. Field agents have priority over P.R.

Does it really need that much protecting?

- Suit yourself. - Malcolm, we still don't have the password.

Maybe you should go have a few more drinks.

you watch enough Kojak, you pick up a few things.

The problem is, even if we did that, were talking multiple levels of encryption.

The muffins are fat-free, the eggs are free-range...

Yes? Yes, what? Cop-Copy. Copy, Eagle One.

Ooh. Ooh. Y'all wrap it up.

Next thing you know, I'll be asking if I look fat in these jeans.

because sometimes I-

Stand up. Let me show you somethin.

This is a family beach, not Chippendales!

You cant be throwing yourself around like that.

- All right. - Good job, Turner.

Ah! Oh, Lord! Back burnin! Comin' through!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Malcolm, Malcolm, listen to me. You are not Big Momma, okay?

Truth be told, you cant spell love.

Lord, that dogs higher than a Georgia pine.

Ooh. Well, it might be. It might be exactly who you are.

- and well get started first thing in the morning? - All right.

and I'm not allowed to disturb him.

Oh, Big Momma, are you okay?

Come here. Okay, clip the nails. Flush the ears. Bye- bye.

and I'm certainly not gonna fall for your puppy-dog eyes.

You're the one bein' chased. You don't get to ask questions. Now, get off the railing.

Wow. That explains it.

Now, Big Momma got some errands to run. I'll be back.

There go - Now rock with it. Rock with it, Carrie.

Oh, hey, when were done with this...

Space heaters keep us warm in the winter...

I'm so happy you're here, Big Momma. And I know Mr. Fuller's gonna like you too.

This girl up in here is 15.

that hell talk when he's ready.

- L chaim. - Shalom.

I don't care when it is, day or night, you just call me, okay?

This is a family beach

You stole my man.

Wait - Carrie! I gotta go, baby.

Now, isn't there anybody close to Fuller that we can turn?

Can I get you anything?

Malcolm! Malcolm! Malcolm, I got him!

Ms. Pierce, the F.B.I. is investigating Tom Fuller.

Ah, that would be our buyer. Right on time.

Yes. Sure enough. Id love that.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Tom, no loose ends.

into Fullers house as a nanny.

Big Momma, I think Andrew just ate a Brillo pad.

- I totally was. - No.

I got somethin for you.

- Don't worry. I can help you. - No, you can't!

And your history book is over there...

Well, what could Big Momma possibly-

so pretty much all the time.

tell you I'm sorry I lied...

Oh, my gosh. Are all those girls coming here today?

- Ooh. - Big Momma?

- Ooh. - That was fun!

An eagles a majestic bird. It deserves respect.

Whoa. Uh, now, a playrooms one thing.

- Uh, this has gotta be some kind of mistake. - Yeah, right.

You got a problem with that? You anti- Semitic-

That's right. Give me somethin'..

You know, just thinkin about you-

- Yeah, like you. - Me?