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but I gotta go to work.

Oh, yes, ma'am. Of course.

and wearing a $20,000 Rolex, give us a call.

- Sherri. Come- - Let her go. Now we got something to talk about.

Well, I always say, laughter is Gods hand on a troubled world.

Molly! We gotta go!

This is like four yards of lace.

With all those lives mixin' together...

You wanna back up off this girl...

'Hattie Mae Pierce! But you can call me Big Momma.

The hell you are! What, are you crazy?

Now, I didn't cry during Waiting to Exhale...

You're on a case. Malcolm, you promised.

This is my room? Oh, Big Momma done died and gone to the Ritz - Carlton.

Unfortunately, they divorced.

Hi. I take care of Tom Fullers babies.

Guess what? - Huh?

cause then it wouldn't be nonsense and a waste of his time.

What's wrong with you?

He can give you the password. You can use that to break into the system.

Look, we really need your help. We've got this competition coming up.

Very, very specific encrypted notation.

Good, Id love to. How about 9:00 in the morning?

F.B.I.? What's with the, you know?

Well, children are my passion.

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Everybody calls me Big Momma. '

It's a loud, noisy world we live in...

I did it so your kids wouldn't spend the next 20 years...

If you favor those eyes, I suggest you keep em on the road.

They'll never catch on to the fat suit

Big Momma, you were married for a really long time. What was your secret?

Ooh, thank you.

Miss... Big Momma?

You know, uh, 'Stop, drop and roll. ' You know.

Mr. Nybo, were pretty anxious to get started.

This is Big Momma. She's gonna be our new nanny. Big Momma...

And I'm really scared right now. Can you please come and help me?

Did you really set yourself on fire yesterday?

Oh, God, this is not how I imagined my death.

If you could use a little bit of help, why did you fire her?

So, looks like were gonna have to find ourselves a new nanny.

His first words, and he said 'Big Momma. '

- I completely trust my husband. - Sherri, you are so naive.

- How about the satellite? - That'll work.

- Agent Keneally stays with you the whole time. - Aw.

I don't think nobody's talkin' to you.

by that nasty egg salad sandwich, which explains the smell.

Big Mommas in the house.

Oh, its a class ring. Oklahoma.

That McGruff is a freak. Dog don't know when to quit.

- Oh, shit. - Oh, man.

They're gone. Now I need your help.

My feet are swollen, and my back is killing me.

Okay. I guess I owe you that much.

I've never turned down an assignment, and I'm not gonna start now.

Um, my husband, Tom, seems to think that I'm a little too obsessive about this...

Or maybe its just something you're tryin' to be...

You should know I got Al Sharpton on speed dial. Mm- hmm.

Were supposed to be dog groomers, you idiot.

Now, become one with the butt.

Those red pegs, you might wanna go easy on em, all right?

And I want my kids to be able to take advantage of it in every way.

Of course it is. I'm half Jewish.

So McGruff the Crime Dog and Goldie the Safety Eagle? Honey, this is great!

I want to make sure that that is a possibility.

You've gotta be kidding me.

He's a hacker. Goes by the name of Bishop.

Oh, and do not blow your cover as Big Momma.

Lets give it up for Emerson!

I want my children to be able to seize every opportunity that they can.

That must be some 'Y'.

It hurts me to leave without saying good-bye...

- Good idea. - Mmm.

- That's when I watch Regis. - I don't think that it can wait.

Um, girls, keep working. You look great. Well be right back. Keep going.

Hey, everybody, this is Big Momma.

Watch it, girl. There's a new sheriff in town.

And now I'm going to get V.D.

- I got Bishop. - Where is he?