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The parking is tricky!
Well, what are you gonna do when we're gone? What's your plan?
Nothing. We wanted to have a fun night out with our daughter.
And you are an incredible woman...
deep down, you're afraid Shorty's going to love Costa Rica...
This looks so delicious.
I really, really do.
- She's so cute! - Very adorable.
I always tell Darlene, "That's a real guy."
while I pay the check?
¡Adiós!
and plus, also, I needed to stay sharp...
No. I am gonna go see the world.
- All right. I'll see you. - Shorty, wait.
He seems like a real go-getter, huh?
Thanks. Our specialty cocktail for tonight is a basil-infused mojito.
Diarrhea, diarrhea
No, that's okay. I'm good.
I've been trying to picture...
I can't believe this. You- You don't love me?
He has been a great compadre with you for many years.
No, it did not.
He'd been sitting there for six hours and refused to leave for the next two days.
You call me, okay?
"Please rate your prostate exam.
not just tonight.
- That's 'cause you left your door cracked open! - Yes, it was my fault.
You take three classes a week, and you miss half of them!
What?
When you try to convince your Principal to buy Gimkit accts
who, by the way, has been drinking with me for years...
So, just gonna-
And it probably put too much pressure on it to be special...
- Yeah. - 'Cause we're fine.