Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"They should really call us inspiration leaders,

Prepare for total domination!

Yo-ho, go, everybody!

If you studied half as much as you cheer, you'd be in great shape.

Hey, I recognize these.

That was smooth. Real smooth.

And I wanted you to know that I broke up with him.

That can be arranged

your just not captain material

Drop it on the one drop it on the one Drop it on the one drop it on the one

Well, thank you, Rancho Carne Toros, and good luck.

are gathered here to duke it out.

But I love my granddddson...

Dude, watch out for the camera.

We logged the man-hours.

That's what a captain does.

You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores.

Hey, Mickey Hey, Mickey

You're not staying for the vote?

Haaa kiss my ass sugar it is over The hell you mean kiss my ass? you ain't no Della Reese and this damn sure ain't no fukkin Harlem Nights

Courtney'll get captain.

What's a Wolf's Wall?

Go Mountaineers…

I don't know what's scarier, neurotic cheerleaders or the pressure to win.

Ryan Drummond: you don't have enough memory in your memory card! Ryan Drummond: is your memory card set correctly?

What you hope happens the night before you get taped

Okay, before we start, I'm afraid we're gonna need to make sure

At least they win shit occasionally. Oh, man, is that the best you got?

be agile b-e agile

I don't know why we writing to some talk-show host.

Big Red ran the show, man.

Aye aye, captain!

Oh, come on. Both of you sucked before she whipped you into shape.

Prepare for total DOMINATION!

They'll be pouring themselves into bed around dawn.

I communicate via interpretive dance^h^h^h^h^HGIF

Malignant this, tool.

You're gonna pump our gas someday

It's time to get busy!

at the UCA California Regionals, the East Compton Clovers!

Yes, I really think...

'Cause somebody feels like a cow!

the award ceremony for UCA 2000.

Torrance has got the fever, people.

Oh, no. Look who's here.

Medium outdoor golf gallery audience cheering applaud&whistling

That was an over-share.

What are you talking about?

You put the "lude" in "deluded."

You don’t have it! Just give up!

What are you doing?

I know you didn't think a white girl made that shit up

We might have to have a rumble.

I mean, what is that, from like the 1900s?

Where the hell is my Seahawks jersey

back handspring, step out, round off,

Giving it a little buff job. That's good.

We've gotta do whatever it takes to be in perfect physical shape.

Oh Devante! Tear.

You get to yell like you care about something.

I just wanna see you happy.

BUTTERMILK BISCUITS

I Said Brrr, It's Cold In Here We Might Need some members in the atmosphere

Where’s this girl from Romania?!

I want you on the squad.

When, really, it was the angle at which she slammed into the ground.

Everyone's already agreed to it.

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine

We should get Big Red a gift, or at least someone should say something.

You win the game We'll rock this joint

All right, now let's do this, Clovers.

Yeah, Toros! Yeah!

Malignant this tool

Oh, yes, a very big problem.

What the hell is up?

just because she broke her leg in three places.

There's no curse, and you're not going to Hades.

You. You have weak ankles.

Besides, Missy looks like an uber dyke.

You're in for a rude awakening. Get in.

Keep that Trojan spirit up!

I said there must be some Toros in the atmosphere

You're so fine you blow my mind Hey, Mickey

Omg girl why I'm I Soo ugly

I went out on a limb for you, and you just bail?

to interpretive dance...

Okay, guys, let's go out there and do our best.

prepare for emergency descent.

I'll be the experienced sophomore,

Where the hell is this guy?

Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name.

Oh, that's attractive, Tor.

Your captain Torrance

Hey! This wall tastes like dirt! Lick lick lick lick!

BRR IT'S COLD IN HERE There must be some Shiny Tauros in the Atmosphere

Titan Class(ic)

You're the best. They know it.

Mmm-hmm. Bye, baby.

And you flow and you...

Let's hear it for the East Compton Clovers!

That's right. Lots of people.

Whoa, nice check.

I said Brr It's cold in here