Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's been a rough transition, for both of us.

Just testicles.

Not completely, but it'll help.

I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you.

Don't be stupid.

I'm standing here with five-time national returning champions,

That's all right That's okay

We're gonna devote every waking hour to practice,

so please give a warm welcome to our emcees,

ESPN cameras all around,

And now she's number one

How many cheers do we actually have to memorize?

Which is cool, since you don't have dicks anyway.

Then when you go to Nationals, bring it.

Okay, okay! All right.

It's not charity. Pauletta Patton's from our neighborhood.

- Really? - No, not really.

Portal registration emails, guides, portal walk throughs...

as there were two outstanding performances this year.

Can I talk to you?

Thanks in large part to me.

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine

We just so almost got our asses kicked back there!

You're gonna pump our gas someday

- It's the curse. - What?

So get on back You can't touch this

Nobody does that anymore. I don't think anybody does.

Fifty squads from 50 high schools across the nation

I'm still Big Red

The ballots are in

- Leave me alone! - Stop it, Courtney!

Lava please stop teaching her these big words before she choke on one

Smile. Don’t smile.

Maybe you should consider letting Courtney and Whitney take over the squad.

Swinging where we want 'cause there ain't nobody home

This Is You When You Come In A Party

Oh, Aaron, come to one last practice?

Prepare for total domination !!

Hold her up! I want dangerous!

Is this a bad time?

Practice is gonna be cold! Dress accordingly

We can't go to Regionals with a stolen routine.

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine

When a cute boy looks vaguely in my direction Are you trying to tell me you speak fag

You're, like, totally his eye candy.

Whoever here is for a new routine, raise your hand.

It's too risky.

Excuse me. Where'd you park your Harley?

News flash! Look around. We are in Hades!

Uh, actually, she moved back to LA, yeah.

And one girl had to win

and UCA president, Mr. Johnny Garrison.

your head was down during that move

Mom has got the fever, people.

Maybe you're not exactly boyfriend material.

Yeah, your parents just have to sign it.

being as prepared as they can be and just hoping for the best.

See, I'm a hard-core gymnast.

We have a problem.

Cheering for them is just plain mean.

So, is that your band or something?

Okay, Listen up! I'd like to try a Wolf Wall.

And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass.

I'm major, I roar

I mean, we're talking about cheating here.

Don’t punish twitter for Facebook’s mistake

We need a new routine, something amazing and fresh,

"Maybe You're Not Exactly Boyfriend Material."

Platter, second round, hello!

And do I really have to wear those little underwear things?

the Rancho Carne Toros!

maybe you’re not exactly boyfriend material

On one person, I mean.

Daytona, Florida, day number two.

I don't know what I want.

Where’s this girl from Romania?

"I said there must be some Toros in the atmosphere?"

You should be happy about that.

Standing back handspring back tuck, okay?

God, I can't believe you'd do that to Aaron.

You weren't too busy to sell me out to Courtney and Whitney, were you?

They should call us inspiration leaders

Ooh, Pauletta, girl, we love you so much, girl.

What are you talking about?

We're the best So score them points

Don't break my heart, Mickey

So you can take me home, Mickey

It's just that maybe...

Most touchdowns? Hell,yeah!

That was, um, interesting.

- Oh! - We'll treat you as if

We bad, we got the team, we can't be had

Audience, the East Compton Clovers!

Well, try again.

All right, that's it! Get out of the car!

Report those compliments to your ass

Feels like first

Thank you. Thank you.

He's my boyfriend.

You're givin' me the chills Baby, please, baby, don't

Carver will strictly be cheering in Special Olympics until March.

What? I told you I'd catch you.