Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's just busy!

Haha kiss my ass sugar it is over Look you ain't no Della Reese i ain't no Richard Pryor and this ain't no fukkin Harlem Nights

Oh, you mean like a football game?

Yo, relax, girl. You're making me even more nervous.

Katie's the poo, so take a big whiff

Oh, that's deep. I like that.

and there's nothing wrong with that.

And you're just what I need

We have fun, we work hard,

That's no excuse, Jan.

SLAM’s the poo So take a big whiff!

Hi. May I please speak to Sparky Polastri?

Torrance, that's good news.

And you, I take you to be the captain,

Okay, so I've never cheered before. So what?

Where the hell are my spanky pants?

You know, in high school, I couldn't pay a cheerleader to talk to me.

I got the door, Tor!

BRR IT'S COLD IN HERE

I'm sexy, I'm cute

Cheer, Tor. Okay?

I'm rocking, I smile

What's the matter?

It's not good for you.

Look, I know I've screwed up royally as captain,

Testing Testing

feels like first

Mom has got the fever, people.

Let's go, Toros!

Hate us 'cause we're beautiful

Your priorities are...

- Is Aaron around? - Back later.

Yall wrote the syllabus for linguistics in fag.

Changing the routine now would be total murder-suicide.

Tell me you didn't know about this. I mean, I don't know what to do here.

We don't need you.

Can't mack on you in front of the parentals.

I don't mean to laugh, but cheerleading urban legends?

No one will miss Big Red, Tor. She puts the "itch" in "bitch."

you didn't screw us into the ground.

and practice and stuff. What's up?

Okay, now focus and don't be nervous.

because they're gonna do their routine at Regionals.

OK, something calling me and I don’t know what someone’s calling me and I don’t know who but it won’t stop knuckles’ feet! Here I come, rougher than the rest of them!

Hmm kiss my ass sugar it's over Hell you think you are Della Reese or something?

Today's letter comes from East Compton, California.

Smile! Don't smile!

Knock them down roll them around

Don't speak. Don't think.

You'll be fighting off major oglers while we defend our sexuality.

editor of Cheer Fashion magazine, Ms. Brandi Tattersol,

if your head is down during a move?

Platter. Grammy noms. Hello?!?

hundreds of people in the crowds cheering.

We all know that. Even she knows that.

I'm gonna make you proud

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine

The red, black and white

Yes, were the ethnic festivities to your liking today?

Come on bitch imma get the molasses outcha ass you freak hoe yea well imma get all kinds of syrup outcha ass you freak hoe

Are we sure Carver's not malingering?

Watch going out of bounds. They deduct like crazy for that stuff.

We'll try an oldie.

You don't wanna blow it on something tiny.

Y'all should've just stuck with our routines.

Okay, let's do this.

that's just no reason tog go get all malignant

Oh, Mickey, what a pity You don't understand

offering a self-serve option to a customer

you'll be the hot, new freshman.

and over here we have contestant number 8... browmpy breoeirlrlylies!

Cliff, shut up. What do you want?

I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it?

Rancho Carne's not all talk

Don't you mean a stolen routine?

Now, I'm surrounded by them, and let's face it,

Especially with him.

I'll see her later.

Yeah, a little.

What not to say to motivate boys...

And I know that your new captain will keep the tradition alive.

Becky's the poo so take a big whiff

It's gotta be kinda rough on them.

You really had no idea, did you?

Listen, Missy, our cheers are 100% original.

Apparently he's been peddling this same routine up and down the California coast.

Ever been to a cheerleading competition?

for the five-time National Cheerleading Champions,

Spirit fingers.

Well, look on the bright side.

What do you think?

You been touched by an angel, girl.

Do we get paid for this?

Yo! Can I have all your votes?

But next year, it'll be you and me reunited

When Trumpers say they're leaving the US for Hawaii

And what the hell was that about?

It's guys like you, Mickey

So, is every game that eventful?

Nationals are February 10th.

What's plural for "butt"?

Oil independence, economy, hello

Just hire a professional choreographer.

Listen and learn.

Does the name Sparky Polastri mean anything to you?

Where's this girl from, Romania?

I’m w-w-Whitney

Shut up, moron!

And many think I'm vile

We love you just the way you are!

Kasey's popping zits again.