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[Ben] All right, and one more.
Sarah, my daughter...
We're not going back. Just stay close.
- I don't know! - Fireball him!
We can find a nice quiet place to park, and...
[Dustin] Yeah, she's turning into a real jerk.
- His girlfriend, Cynthia. - Cynthia.
[whimpers]
He has a couple of friends, but, you know, the kids, they're mean.
said "ark ark stone the crows on gayle!" haven't seen you at 0! yes granny raelene still has gangdnawipebubblespeelskinisks yes! panayoutakiiabedrideforlifeis! yes steveros painyaokayakotakis. yes honka honka!
- [overlapping conversations] - [line ringing]
[voice breaking] I should've been there for him.
Guys, I really think we should turn back.
- [answering machine beeps] - [line disconnects]
[Joyce] Jonathan, wow. You took these?
I have been waiting here over an hour, Hopper.
To study.
[dish clattering]
yes me mom broke her hip on the evil chair with granny raelene snell and she's 8777 years old and she's got yellophoobchinohopploudphia! yes she's already got one pension! yes she has dear snok snok yes and she's a snow worm turtle goose and she's got a massive fur and ham!
On a more pressing matter,
This was not your fault. Do you hear me?
hang on the police have found granny raelene snell's chompers! they were at buckingham palace! that'll teach the old bat! it certainly will dear her teeth are fake.
Son of a bitch.
- [loud thud] - [men groan]
[Mr. Clarke] He's a good student.
We just... made out a couple times.
- [Joyce sighs] - [dog barking]
Uh, Rada...
- They laugh at him, his clothes... - His clothes?
[stammering] I got home late. I was working.
Turning now to local news,
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen.
- Damn it! Damn it! - [car approaching]
[stammering] Radaga... Radagast?
oh raelene loves being an old retired grandma! oh i'll bet she does!
I got off early and...
He cast Fireball.
Will?! Will!!!
It's just...
- [knocking continues] - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
[scientist] This way, gentlemen.
Lonnie, some teenager just hung up on me.
me mom's a snow goose she goes honk honk honk honk honk honk when she wakes up every morning. yes her snow goslings she's waking up with pregnant snow goslings yes she has a massive fur and bill.
You know, Hopper, he has nothing to do with this. Trust me.
- Will? - Will!
Thanks for joining us.