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I was fucking Mike from the party.
[crunches]
and there was glass everywhere.
Okay.
-Come on. -[Alan sighs]
I know she's not gonna remember any of that, but that was so great.
Come with me.
so my grandparents acquired 150 of these babies,
but, you know, in a kind of fun gang-bang way, it's like a mash-em-up.
It's me. I'm your friend. You gave me a haircut.
but I've just been thinking a lot about our relationship.
-Hey. -Hi
-Where'd what go? -The mirror in the bathroom.
Uh...
[classical music playing]
-Hey, how did you die? -[Alan] Oh.
Hey. Hey, Horse.
Open manhole.
honestly, it's the only unknown factor that we have.
[Alan sighs]
Hey, Alan. Guess what, man?
And I already have a full-time job.
I don't know.
Reflection.
All right.
What is happening, man? Why are they disappearing?
She's talking to that guy named Mike.
-I have it organized... -Uh-uh. Fucking A.
Sometimes Hail Marys are the best Marys we've got.