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[Nadia] Mea culpa, this shit is fucking harder than I remember.
Honestly, all I remember is suddenly being in my bathroom
It's not that bad.
-Fuck yes, I do. -[Alan] Uh-huh.
you got some ash on the table.
I prefer casual acquaintances over closer relations
There you go.
Ah, here it comes.
Fuck you for being a fuck face. Get the fuck out.
Yeah, you and every other dude between the ages of 18 and 35.
You starting a cleaning supply company?
Ipso facto, it's like we all fucked Beatrice.
You're involved in this shit too, so it's whatever.
[video game chimes]
That's stupid.
you're not gonna surprise me, I promise.
♪ 'Cause I am afraid of the light ♪
Why-- Why am I the only one who's being interrogated?
-Okay. -I think you've already tried that.
[knock on door]
It's too heavy.
All right, what did you do first?
I gotta tell you, man. I never stick my neck out for anybody,
That cannery thing though, it's pretty good. I put in my novel.
Why?
[Alan grunts]
Like, if you think about it, you can't do it anymore.
I mean, like, she's cheating on you, he's cheating on her.
[knocking continues]
I think I'm meant to be alone.
I think I'm a shadow now, too.
Don't get me started on the mirrors.
Yeah.
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