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I'm very, very proud of you kids.
and over here we have contestant number 40... candice fartlett and margaret mactampon!
# Try to love one another right now ##
I wore it to salute the noble Native Americans of the Pacific Northwest.
It is a monkey's paw, dating back to Al-Al Ben Abdallah.
[ Kids Screaming ]
I get the first wish.
Bart?
Stop scaring Smithers. Satisfied?
because this particular monster can read minds.
[ Smithers ] Attention, Homer Simpson.
And our country isn't called America anymore. It's Bonerland.
it will destroy them all!
Ooh.
4:00?
They're souvenirs.
Aahh!
Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad.
You must pay a fine of two American dollars.
not this abomination.
Well, Kang, it seems the earthlings won.
Got to go to work. Go to work--
$28 an hour, plenty of fresh air...
It's scarier, more violent...
and I think they snuck in some bad language too.
you're not going to now.
Well, if you didn't listen to me last time,
End of monster.
who won't let me stop!
My body was crushed, so I had head grafted onto your...
for Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands.
This isn't Rocket Science It's Brain Surgery
He gets it from your side of the family, you know.
You both toilet trained?
Hmm... mmm!
it's good that Bart did that.
and... and I don't want any zombie turkeys.
Madonna, and a diseased yak.