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This is so nice.
[humans gasp]
-Hey! -Who cares? Ten of them were slaveholders.
[Myc] I… I…
You know what? Hold your own goddamn award.
[Myc] Because I don't hate my team.
We're at war with underground mushrooms!
and dreaming of one day rising up to overthrow humanity.
[Reagan chuckles]
There's visual information down here
-[Myc] What are you doing? -We help you and this is how you repay us?
And fuck all of you fuckers!
[sniffs]
-Hi there. -Pleasure to be here.
Welcome to the new you, baby!
You told me you left because everybody was jealous of your "huge dong."
They're out to get me, Reagan! Someone hates that I'm in charge.
-[Myc laughs] -[mushroom hive] Ooh, wow.
[Myc] Social validation! Fuck yeah!
[Myc] I'll still be single.
You know, he's basically our group's--
Oh, Gigi's proud of you, honey.
Normally, I'd pour this into a plant to see if it dies,
[Myc] I thought failing was kind of more your thing.
[Myc] Oh, man. This is heavy.
We can watch old episodes of Sex and the City,
We had to disappear that security guard!
[Attenborough] I'm David Attenborough, and you are tripping balls.
[Myc] Hello. Welcome to Fresh Dirt.
Hey, we had a deal.
Oh, Stem-mantha, look at us,
In hive culture, you are nothing without a cluster.
[laughter]
Good thing I have my human cluster here to carry it home.
I know you and I haven't always gotten along,
I knew the Robes would have eyes everywhere,
No one gives a shit about your lamp addiction, Mothman.
Oh, you think that's funny, huh?
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