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But seriously, I love having Myc around as our wacky alien sidekick.
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You'd be crazy not to be paranoid in a place like this.
and the mushroom's psychoactive properties unlocked its higher consciousness.
[both retch]
We should be writing all of this down.
Look at him! He can't make Mind Eraser Juice like this.
But then who will snipe the sniper snipers?
Your face looks like a neural network combined a hundred images of testicles.
I've only been shitting on your desk
-What did I say about insults? -[Myc] Jesus! It's not an insult.
Gear up. It's a six-mile spelunk down to Myc's hive.
[mushroom hive] As you wish!
Do you want to touch feet to feet?
Roach caviar, rat tartar, boiled Gucci loafer soup?
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The raging asshole that I know is in there somewhere,
you'd rip out all their surveillance devices at Cognito.
Okay, deal.
You drugged me?
[Reagan yells]
Do you only care about the environment if it's super convenient?
[Myc] Oh, great. Dr. Literal Dolittle has it covered.
[suspenseful music plays]
Wait, what was that last part?
[in unison] My God. Everyone's college roommate was right!
And now I have to raise his tropical fish.
[Myc] I'm sure wherever they are, they're safe.
It's some kind of freaky mushroom mind marriage.
How about unpaid intern and I get to call you "Spanky"?
You've never tried mushrooms?
Overthrowing the Earth!
I don't even think he's from Mars.
You can't fire Mothman!
For real though, me and Myc had some good times.
so I could go have sex?
Right, my little sex monkeys? [chuckles]
I'm only here because you've been shitting on my desk.
We are not his cluster! We're not even his friends.
[teacher] Young Myc had a hard time fitting in.
The Robes have bugs disguised as actual bugs.
But I can't let those shitheads in my hive see me like this.