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Oh my God. I just accidentally assimilated Myc?
[Myc] Yes, you do!
They can't see you either.
Now evolved, these stoned apes became Earth's dominant species
[Myc] Cluster harem. Say harem.
And in return, I won't turn you in to the Robes.
But to the new, improved Myc, the pepper spray stays in my purse.
Why would you choose to leave with a team you hate?
[Myc] You weren't at my poetry night.
[laughs] She's just testy because it took her ten years to get her dream job
We will learn all humanity's weaknesses
I used to be like you.
[Myc yells]
[mushroom hive laughing]
Yeah, he went from being a fun asshole
but seeing you with your subservient human cluster,
Just ignore him. Okay, give the word and I'll blow the hell out of this thing.
[Stem-mantha] Wow, it might just be the dim cave lighting,
[gasps] The shit's coming from inside the house?
[sniffs]
[Stem-mantha] For once, you're not alone. I assume these are your parole officers?
[Myc] Oh, I'm not Myc. I'm the hive.
[all] Eurgh!
I'm done trying to be like you.
[man] Hello, Rand.
[Myc] That's right. I won the Nobel Prize for podcasting.
Oh, fucking thank you.
Glenn, your inner beauty is astonishing!