Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Myc] Put this somewhere safe for me. This one's a little clumsy.

[Myc] Goku goes Super Saiyan

-Bleugh. -I think we have a spy.

Also, he's Facebook friends with Judd Apatow.

[sighs] Glenn, I think you have clinical repression.

[Myc] Hey, girl, another cosmo?

-[laughter] -[mushroom] New class clown right here!

Exactly. We're not in Myc's tastefully-decorated town house.

Give me one reason why I shouldn't fire you.

-[mushroom 1] Merged with humans? -[mushroom 2] Is that Myc Cellium?

[Myc] Me too. Ever since you helped me break from the hive,

You're fired for eavesdropping.

And you're a respected leftist podcast host?

One sec, Myc. I don't want to do this any more than you do,

Myc, we need the old you back.

Nope. We're his cluster.

[Myc] You think if you insult me it will bring out the old Myc.

[Myc] Stop it, stop it! Oh, God!

There's no way Myc's bookshelf would have the complete works of bell hooks.

Thank you. That is my time.

I once caught Myc in the break room,

[mushroom 2] I don't know. Did Jackson Pollock ever paint with vomit?

-No, it can't be! -[cans rattle]

[J.R. in falsetto] Yes, keep your secrets, J.R.

Have to admit, if not for your revenge shits,

Here, shitty shitty kitty.

Addiction is a disease.

Probably because the margarita I gave you was spiked with magic mushrooms!

Not as confused as the audience at your poetry night.

It’s time we had a discourse about neurotypical ableism

And unlike you, they don't think I need to change.

You can't medicate boring!

The mushroom hive is a species of psychic fungoides

And he invented electricity.

W-What has gotten into you, Myc?