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Why don't you just lie?
but you've had a serious glow-up.
-I don't think we should tell him, Polly. -Polly?
[laughter]
And we can stop at Cracker Barrel on the way home.
and master media manipulator Gigi Thompson. Welcome.
[squelching]
[Myc] Nah, I got my hive right here.
[upbeat music plays]
[Myc] Quick! Assemble into a human throne.
I don't understand your old-timey lingo, Grandpa! You're fired!
Paranoid?
that will literally drive you insane, you fucking… friend! [chuckles]
-Why can I taste my own teeth? -[groans]
[Myc] Even God himself couldn't ruin you more!
We're in a fucking slime cave!
[mushroom hive] Hive to the left! Hive to the right!
After what we experienced, I'm proud to not feel my face when I'm with you.
[Myc grunts]
[magical music plays]
You take traveler's checks?
[grunts] That's President Pile of Gerbils to you.
[mushroom hive] Oh, wow!
Wait a minute. How did we get back from Oregon?
Oh, goddamn it! I knew it!