Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's what I'm going to tell her.

'I say I love Haagen Dazs, and my broadband provider,

'The good-impression thermometer is reaching absolute zero.'

It's not a competition, Soph.

Happy birthday, happy birthday.

'He's like a wedding burger, and they're the buns.'

Be careful you don't...

it's, you know, love.

You're obviously very attractive too.

It's not your fault, he gets like this.

Or are you just going to bury them until they erupt as a massive stroke

Yeah, let's get Dan.

Paranoia, paranoia Everybody's coming to get me

'and all I have to do is enter a loveless husk of a marriage.'

I'm sure Jeremy's got plenty of his own techniques.

'This is the ultimate good impression test.

Suck mummy's finger?

I know my wife.

60 million? That's more than Stalin, isn't it?

Sophie bought it for me, and I decided to wear it home. How funny.

lan, I just want to say

So, I like your barn, lan.

you should be angry with. Not...

No, no, because of distortion. There was probably a buzz.

- What? No. - That's what you said.

Jamie's not such a bad guy. Stay.

then this guy from security came up,

'It's OK, it's perfectly normal, it's the country, it's what farmers do.

'She does irritate me, but everyone irritates me.'

'Suck Mummy's finger.

Bottle cap. Another one for the collection.

What would you do if you were trapped in a loveless marriage?

'but sheep and trees. This is what happens

and loads of shirts that aren't worn out.

Never get older, that's all I'm saying.

Take it off, take it off right now.

What? Shall I...

So, when are you going to call it off?

I'm sorry, Sophie, that wasn't true.

They were all a bunch of fakers.