Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I may be many things, but at least I'm not a barn-burner.
So, what you making, Mrs C?
What? Why?
No, it's new. I'm wearing it in.
Hello, everybody.
MUSIC: Happy Birthday by Altered Images
You son of a Bitch
'He thinks I'm his way into the music biz. Forget it. Music's full.'
Oh, do you not believe in...
That'll teach him to put his dick where it's not wanted.
Sometimes, I wish I had the guts to say something.
Jamie doesn't shoot.
Oh, thanks, Dad. 'God, this old thing.'
'Should I? I mean, she's lovely, she's attractive.
Please, no. Please, tell me no.
'if you live too far from proper franchised coffee outlets.'
Maybe you could have her old Golf.
'How the fuck did it come to this?
She's not out of Hollyoaks! She probably had a ration book!
Relax, Mark, they like you.
and you're at the house banging the mum!
There's blood all over me.
That is definitely going to happen. Geldof's gonna shit.
'She could have the Barcelona flat, I can live in the Ardennes.
Ta-da!
I don't know, maybe.
'It's a nice cottage. He did burn the barn.
I blink, you win, OK?
Mm-hmm. Jamie, where's your gun?
'Of course, she would say that.'
- Cranium? - The truth game.
You don't really love Sophie? >
It's yours To do whatever you want with.
- That's Sophie's mother! - She's hot.
So, what are you going to do about that?
So?