Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A-and who knows? Maybe they won't even notice me.

'Cause that person's not my mom.

That's not how it works, goofball.

if I'm saying something tongue-in-cheek.

Just channel all the energy

What? No! Why would you say that?

We just need your expert opinion.

I take solace in the fact that her life was not lived in vain.

Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.

Why would they?

I know everything about drugs.

♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪

No way. You can flunk every test forever and you still get to come back here.

You think if they did, they'd go to a place like that?

I'm also prescribing

Damn it! "Dong gave me AIDS."

Okay, let's forget for a second that you're taking

in a way you can understand.

Those jerks at the swim club

Thanks for driving, Hayley.

I will be like that.

I'm so -- I'm so sorry!

That narrows it down.

Oh... that's not necessary.

I swear, it's all the texting.

That's...not one of the side effects.

I drove over 40 miles on my business trip,

Texting?! That's even worse!

Yeah, it's a great way to cut to the heart of a conversation

All right, well, don't forget

Do it! Do it now!

And here comes a million and one.

As for you, a traumatic event like this