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Stephanie's my mistress.
Yeah -- I crack under pressure.
Here, I'll show you.
some insane medication that you don't need.
You kids today, all shuffling around aimlessly
Swamp palm.
I mean, is it me,
Oh, God, Stan! How did this happen?
♪ It's a lot like doin' crack ♪
This man claims he had a seizure.
as a little incentive to learn German.
Which reminds me...
Just met you then. No developed trust yet.
were you shaking all over?
Not so fast, hotshot.
They can.
Even with the crash?
make sure that's what it was.
Oh, it's cool, Mr. S
VAGINAEEEEEEEEES
My pleasure.
Ah, the public pool -- society's unflushed toilet.
That means she's only got 17 months to live.
I work for a company!
Just a little bit longer.
and goes, "Major burn on register 1!"
"Wait -- why are the signs all in Chinese?
Better.
No, I guess they won't.
No problem.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 5 x 5 = 2000
Okay.
- I have a pool. - There you go.