Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

By the way, I didn't really understand your text.

It's a cautionary tale.

I'm gonna bring in our seizure expert to run some tests,

or are kids just getting dumber?

We got a major burn at register 8.

♪ Are you gonna T.X.T. me back tonight? ♪

and I hear the guy in line behind me do the whole "ugggh."

Shouldn't you help him?! You're right there!

and I say, "Sir, if you're that pressed for time,

Ignore me. I'm just a divorced dad with weekend visitation.

Hallucinations.

I don't know why I said I'd drive.

Damn medication.

He's okay! The pervert is okay!

I just do the dive. I don't mess with the water.

Klaus, I don't care about that.

And no texting at the dinner table.

I-I remember all of them, I swear.

I guess that could be helpful

♪ anyone will tell you ♪

can make fun of you all they want,

Save me, texting!

What if Jeff comes out of that coma?

My penis feels weird in this, Roger --