Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I hate to say "I told you so," but...
Mainframe!
Thanks, Mr. S.
Show us your balls!
Just let me send this last one.
That's it -- done.
in front of these savages, you've got nerves of steel.
Oh, yeah? Well, you're about to get a straight-up butt pic.
Jeff has a 60% chance of pulling out of this coma.
Who are you?!
It was 20 bucks, so we're stealing towels.
she'll never listen to me again.
Oh. Right. Of course. Uh, please excuse me.
Goodbye, yips.
It changed "Doc gave me meds" to "Dog gave me AIDS."
Yes, but I'm angry at him
at the public pool in front of the entire neighborhood.
Well, maybe it should be. I could use a break.
With integrity, dignity and grace.
and the "In Memoriam" part of the Oscars.
You've never had seizures before!
Look, there's only two words you need to remember --
I told you so.
Texting just doesn't jibe with my sense of humor.
And so I...had...
Wait -- he can't prove I was texting and driving.
What's going on?
why are you still all over Hayley about it?
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