Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Only two types of people wear speedos to the public pool --

Wait -- Mr. S., were you texting and driving?

"Wow. Everything's super-normal right now."

Oh, it's because I'm in communist China!"

you normally use to walk and talk

I can get behind that.

Destroy mainframe!

of the seizure medication.

Wish me luck, everybody.

they're gonna take your pool away from you?

in the swimming pool.

and charity events and work functions

Thanks for trying to help me, Roger.

Sydney, you don't work here anymore.

And...at church and the movies and funerals and weddings --

Not gonna happen, because I am done with all that.

Klaus, I don't care about that.

Driving is already dangerous enough without texting.

What's with the sarcastic slow clap?

♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪

All right! I'm cured!

Ah. You found our push-to-talk phone.

Me neither. I'm staying right here, day and night.

And what happens when she finds out you've been texting?

with your heads buried in your phones.

to make the float inside my mouth.

Looks like life just hit someone in the gonads.