Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Just not with you. -[Lin groans]
Mwah!
With the sweetest vocal cords.
Hey, don't drink that.
♪ Every part of the sky ♪
Maybe it's this tree. The one in the dark. That's the most delicious.
-[Monkey King grunts] Woo-hoo! -[Lin] Do you have to go top speed?
Friends? Whoa, okay. You're more like a teammate on my very critical mission.
"Remember that stone monkey you said to leave alone?"
No way! I'm actually on a quest for the ultimate weapon!
Everybody back to one. Hit your marks. And let's have some fun out there.
[Babbo] ♪ And bury him in the sand Make him do the rain dance ♪
Whatever you do, don't let him leave with that book!
-Monkey! -What? I'm busy!
Okay, look, kid. You see this?
As I was saying,
Yeah, whatever. Let's go make me immortal.
[Lin] Monkey?
How scandalous!
"Music and lyrics by a handsome artist who, um, wishes to remain anonymous."
-[child yells] -[Dragon King] Stop!
Befriend a certain monkey, earn his trust, and take his stick.
-So, do I have the job? -Um…
[dramatic music continues]
"Tried to make a difference. Never did."
What?
[Monkey King shrieks]
♪ Monkey King! ♪
[upbeat music plays]
That selfish creature doesn't care about you.
Next!
"We"? Who's this "we"?
-[Monkey King laughs] -[Lin] He has goodness inside him.
-[monkey panting] -[Stick murmurs]
[exciting music plays]
[Lin screams]
He's coming back. He's coming back.
You've been waiting for me? How long?
Wha… Wha… Huh?
[exciting music plays]
Oh!
[Benbo] Put your fins and tentacles together for…
[Lin groans]
Right. The first ingredient is…
[henchmen yell]
♪ Who's the giant primate Who is making a mess? Monkey King! ♪
[Monkey King] We're hot-tubbing with the dragon!
[shudders]
Agreed.
-[jaunty music plays] -[monkeys giggle]
[scoffs] The Buddha speaks in riddles. No one understands him.
-Hm? -[Monkey King laughs]
♪ Now stand back 'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪
[sad music plays]
[henchmen groan]
Hee-yah!
That's grass. That's the sky. That's a rock. See? Reading.
Monkey, stay handsome.
I am Red Girl!
-Where is she? -[Lin screams]
And Stick.
Catch him! Catch him!
He only listens to me, flaky.
This? Ha! Please.
[Dragon King] Someone's stealing the grand column! Is that a monkey?
[Monkey King] Hi-yah!
♪ Monkey King! ♪
There's gotta be some way we can help each other.
Hm. He wants an enchanted peach now, does he?
This monkey heroes alone!
[Dragon King laughs]
[monkey grunts] Stick, where are you?
[gasps] Hm.
And ten free guitar lessons.
-I missed you so much. -[Stick murmurs]
[exciting music continues]
This village needs one of the Immortal Ones.
-[Stick hums] -Not that way!
[monkey mother screeches]
What gives?
-[Yama grunts] -[Monkey King] Make way!
Really? Huh.
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
Invite only.
the red bone demon, and the bone demon of no specific color.
[henchman 1] Coming to the stage, let's give it up for…
[Jade Emperor yelps]
[Dragon King laughs]
[Monkey King yells]
[demon growls]
Where's my snack? Hey! Ow!
No rules. Me again.
No. No, no, no, no. We're not friends.
[Dragon King] Oh! [yelps]
[Lin yells]
the faster you'll get your drip, drip, drip.
I believe I said invite only!
[Dragon King coughs]
Hm.
[laughs]
Okay. How about I rip off my tail and give that away too? I mean, come on.
or the ever-popular fake kick with a spinning pole.
[Stick groans]
Everybody, get to the top of the hill!
-[Monkey King laughs] -Hey, stop that! Ugh!
Everything was in balance.
Huh?
♪ And you know he won't stop Till he's won? ♪
-[henchmen groan] -[Monkey King] See ya!
You changed my life.
[suspenseful music plays]
-[cuttlefish] Excuse me, sire, but-- -Zip it. I have a call to make.
-Stay here and keep a lookout. -[Stick murmurs]
you will have found your way.
Observe.
What? But how do I do that?
[demon grunts]
[intriguing music plays]