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I was raised as a boy.
Your giant husband doll like malibu ken,
Two dudes on a beach with a lifeless blob
(sucks air through teeth) hey, buddy, listen,
Ugh! The girl with the bangs?
(sighs) whenever I try to talk to women,
I can't do this, okay?
I don't know what to say.
(sputters)
This might sound a little nutty, but
I'm mad at myself. I should have met robin
(chuckles)
See?
They were in the, uh, seat back pockets on my flight
(mutters)
How come you've broken it so many times?
I can't be your only girlfriend. Well, I...
Please don't launch into a fake history lesson.
And held barney's hand,
I had just gotten on all fours and taken off my panti...
Tim gunn's here and I'm not?
'cause you're a psycho.
That's my 14-year-old daughter.
But I'm not gonna cry about it. Hey!
Ooh. Sorry I didn't track her down.
I don't see how that...
(giggling)
You have no girls!
Cool! I just wanted to air that out.
Whatever's more than centuries.
HOTD dave
We've been doing that all afternoon.
Heya, ted.
Meet marshpillow 2.0!
Except for my boobs.
(sighs)
Wish I'd closed
The best man is on it.
She's actually kind of a bitch.