Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We're going up! - Whoa!

What you think, Fred? Think Santa'll find me?

- Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Do you remember what you wrote on the card, Frederick?

He's perfect in every way.

No, there's not even a hint of gray left. It's gone totally white. Mm.

- Break it up! You'll get in trouble! - Get off me! Get off!

That's just icing on the cake. I have a deal going on.

- Oh. - It's the saint...

Now you're just being silly.

Try for me, baby.

...you are proving to be one very hard worker.

- How could you possibly remember that? - You asked me for a Superman cape.

And today is today, and we shouldn't be wasting it arguing with each other.

- Hmm. - Sorry, didn't catch your name.

I'm not capable. I'm not even comfortable flying...

I love her. I love her.

...trying so desperately to get some sunlight.

- It's a little different. - Um...

No, Freddie, apart from that, all right. What is the significance of tomorrow?

- Okay. - Thattaboy.

It's white, though. Prematurely white.

Therapy is for people who want to be in each other's lives. We don't have that problem.

I don't have to take your abuse!

...I was starting to wonder who Frank Stallone was, you know?

Phyllis, I wish you wouldn't do that, because Nicholas needs to lose weight.

Well, nice to meet you, Fred. My name is Willie. I'm Santa's head elf.

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves Christmas!

But if you want the rest of this, then you're just gonna have to come up here.

That was very nice, Frederick.

- Yeah. - Good night, Fred.

No, no, no. You're gonna stay at your station.

Fred, I need you.

That's it. I've had enough.

Clyde Northcutt is not from Human Resources, Fred.

How'd you get to work today? You roll?

Maybe you meet a guy at school. Then you'll get pregnant with child.

We're with Child Services, sir. We're here to remove this minor from an unfit home.

I'm not gonna lie to you. It ain't gonna tickle.

- Right. - Smooth sailing, right?

Then stop dating. Put down the phone.

Show me your papers, clown.

"A long, long time ago, in a land far away."

Okay, we've got 10 hours, Fred.

- No! No! - Change the song!

The other great thing about dancing is it's the perfect bridge to a kiss.

My brother's Santa Claus.

You can do it. It's Christmas, come on.

You didn't have to get all gussied up on my account.

And it begins right here.

And you said, "No, Wanda, I don't."

Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns...

Our Naughty-Nice Department.

Excuse me, Mr. Santa Claus. It's been very pleasant to come to the North Pole...

I'm sorry. I don't know where that came from.

Freddie, do you know what tomorrow is?

There's a lot of things-- There's a lot of, urn, juice in the tank over it.

- And, uh-- - Is this a joke to you?

I'm Santa's Little Helper.

Please, Leon, it's gotta be the spot.

I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference, Willie.

How's he gonna...?

It is all right.

Can you pull over, please?

...and I was always gonna be there for my brother. And I have been.

We copy. We hear you loud and clear.

Okay. Nice to meet you.

Who are you gonna have to thank? Not the guy in the red suit.

Who's the queen of the jungle? You are.

Come on. Don't be like that. Fred.

...or being a passenger, let alone trying to fly the sleigh.

You wanna talk like an elf, you have to act like an elf.

And it's not gonna be cheap. I got a lawyer that's got vowels in his last name, Nick.

I know, Willie, I know.

What are you, nuts? I feel like Patty Hearst. I was just abducted, Nick.

...things were nice and calm and you just dropped by for dinner.

Well, here we are.

And I made the decision, even though I could have brought the house down...

And I would never ask you to do that, Fred.

All right? But if the kid strikes you as nice...

Okay? Now, I have a decision to make in that moment.