Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- DJ Donnie. - What up, Fred?
Well, anyway, I wanna thank you guys for listening.
Well, I'll give you a ticket.
Willie, let's go.
...eat the little kids' cookies and stuff.
Come on, come on, come on, just a little bit.
That's what I need, surprises. Remember our three-year anniversary?
North Pole, go ahead, this is Christmas One.
Yes, you are. You're dangerously overweight.
- Merry Christmas, Fred. - Nick, that is-- I really appreciate it, man.
How much are you actually feeding those elves?
We're heading 12 degrees north into London.
Oh. That--
Four-Eyed Clyde.
Back to work.
- We're gonna be fine. - I know it, I know it.
- I have a lot of stuff boiling right now, so-- - I appreciate that. After Roger.
Timmy Jackson...
Lithuania, everywhere in Africa, the whole thing!
Yeah, I found you.
Get your blood pumping.
Macaroni. It's you.
You know what? I'm gonna give you a gift this year.
What are you doing? Get out of my room! Get out of my room!
Okay, this is very serious to us.
Okay, you're just gonna have to wait your turn.
How'd you get here? Did you steal a sled from some little kid?
...that might be a little more familiar to you.
God, it's good hearing your voice. How've things been with you?
Sixty seconds and counting for a landing, North Pole.
My father was called Nicholas.
I'm not Alec, you know what I mean?
- Yes. - You got nothing better to do?
What are you doing? Stop it. Come on, stop-- What, are you gonna do it to me?
Donnie, stop. You're acting like an untrained dog.
I don't hate you, Nick.
Do you see? It's over. Congratulations, Fred.
- Okay. - He is a terrible closet eater.
I made the outfit myself, Mother.
Do you gotta go over the couch? With the feet.
- I snore. I mean, people snore. - It is keeping him up all night...
- No. - Ooh.
You're fired.
Have some gravy, darling. The potatoes are awfully dry.
...I end up staying over at my aunt's.
What's the matter, Nicholas?
- Oh. - That was nuts!
Ohm.
Oh, you're gonna love this. We have our very own DJ.
Oh!
We'll start our descent to the North Pole.
- No! - Yes, you earn that money.
"Happy anniversary, I hope you choke on your meal"?
What you're referring to in this conversation is the day after today?
He's a megalomaniac. It's all a big shell game.
That's a good start.
Are you out of your mind?
...I almost asked her to dance.
I'm, uh...
Play kick the can, do some athletic stuff.
It's about connecting. Now, look me in the eye.
Willie, this is your big night. This is your big night, pal.
Go find a date. Maybe get lucky with an elf on the way out.
Sometimes it hurts to grow. Hey, guy, you got a girl that kicks.
I'm hoping they're naughty. Heh-heh.
Come on, I like that one. That's a good one.
No? Nobody in Wisconsin's gonna get any gifts this year!
Thank you, Willie.
Ha. Nice outfit. What the heck do you think you're doing?
Fred, I don't-- I don't...
That's not Alec, okay?
So listen, I'm not so big on all this flying--
...the snow globe.
Santa, I ran the numbers three times.
Why does he not cry?
And if someone doesn't step in and help him, why...
- Okay. Night, Fred. - Good night.
- Fred. Hey, terrific. Come on in, my friend. - How are you, Willie?
Ah.
He's having a tough time getting off the ground, huh?
And that knish? Let me just have one of these.
OW! Aah!
...and usually these items were of a intangible nature.
- What's happening? Stop it! - Ho, ho, ho. No, no, no, boys!
Go 20 degrees past Dallas towards Lubbock.
Go ahead, just send me $50,000 on top of the 5, okay?
- Mm-hm. - ...do it, dude.
Call me crazy, but my mom comes and visits me for the holidays every year.
And what about trouble?
Well, here's how you make pasta, darling. There's a start.
- I do know it's your birthday. - You forgot.
He was my roadie, used to carry my amps.
You're taking a bus back to Elfistan or wherever the hell you're from.
College playoffs, rose bowl, all of it
Stephen, easy, easy. All right. Stephen, easy.
- Willie. - Willie.
Frederick. I noticed how much you liked the tree...
Willie.
Take a left! Take a left!
If you don't get out of the way of this sleigh in three seconds...
- Fred is really motivated. - You think?
Bring your action down here. That's it. Give me that action.