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You what?
Well, now, we can correct that. We can correct that.
- It's true. - I'm not Blitzen, though. I'm no Blitzen.
...we got Johnny Rollins in Nova Scotia. He's occupying the number one spot.
Well, there's a lot of mistletoe out there, so you should be psyched.
I don't understand, Fred.
So in that case, we do an up-to-date determination, hence...
And to be honest, if you decide to punish him, I'm not gonna be mad at you.
Main Street, North Pole.
You have a Ten Most-Naughty list?
Oh, little Keenan Adams wants a bike for Christmas.
- 22nd is perfect. - Likely the 22nd, or the 23rd, either way.
My brother was the president of the United States.
Yeah, the whole thing's been a little bit unusual.
Come on, big guy. Turn around and show me what you don't know.
Okay, is this gonna be a steep--?
- Oh, North Pole. North Pole. - North Pole is there?
...the average size of a child's wish list has grown substantially in the last 200 years.
Merry Christmas. Okay, how's that feel?
We did it.
Uh-- Uh, I'm not judging you, I'm nervous.
Oh.
That's just Bethesda, Maryland.
I'm sure that they'll turn up. I mean, after all, where could they have possibly gone?
I'm about to step into a lucrative business situation right now.
I like where you're headed, but for these purposes, let's just keep it professional.
- Can you do that? You want some milk? - Yeah.
Bring it in.
...than they do of Buddha?
And you know how to do that, right?
And I want you to believe in yourself, Slam...
Do you have any ethnic in your background? Any ethnicity in your background?
- I've never seen him-- - That's because he's...
Okay. I don't answer to you, buddy. I answer to the people.
Permanently.
It's because the man is desperate for attention.
Nicholas Claus.
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna Supernanny you.
...and then when the time's right, that's when you make your move.
That's lovely.
Are you nuts?
If it pleases the court...
I just told you, I would know if I-- I didn't take any" What is going on here?
Some of them had some pretty tough breaks too.
Our poor Fred.
Know they sell more Santa statues along with trinkets...
- Break bread, right? - Absolutely.
Well, that's a good thing. What do you say?
Good night, sweet prince.
- Safe journeys to you, and thank you. - Ha.
Oh, the big fat dude that be in the nail salon? He be like, "mm."
Then I remembered I can't dance. Heh.
Why don't you open yours?
What did he say?
He'll be with us through Christmas.
You know, I've been all right. Yeah, I've been, uh, working and--
But it's not just you. We're putting the tooth fairy on a one child, one tooth system.
All right, let's stomp it out.
Thank you.
In fact, that day, he made him a promise.
Maybe you started a fight or two. Maybe 10, maybe 12.
Isn't that wonderful?
The dude needs to be in the spotlight.
- Really? - Yeah, really.
Personally, I don't think you deserve a cent.
I'm doing terrific. I'm doing great. How've you been?
I thank you, Frederick.
Let's get excited. Let's make it happen.
And as of right now, each and every one of you little adorable munchkins is fired.
Stop, thief!
This is ridiculous.
Well, I'm sorry, darling, but you're two minutes too late.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
Christmas One, take your heading off one-zero-niner.
- Okay? - Okay
- This is Dr. Goldfarb. - Hello.
According to our records, his father passed away a year ago.
Okay. Don't be playing with the channels...
Well, we've never had something like this happen.
Frederick.
It works outwith the guy, doesn't work out, who cares?
Big Red is entering Zone One. I repeat, Big Red is entering Zone One.
I know you got more Blitzen in you than you realize.
No. Sadly. You see...
It's just that-- She thinks I'm a freak.
...will all be decided on a simple three-strike policy.
Honey, you think I'd look silly if I dyed it?
I got the money. Maybe we're not underst-- I got the money.
- Do you want the milk? - Yeah, go get that milk.
- Sure, they're on the way. - Make it a double.
- What's happening? - What do you mean?
...at the Empire State Building.
Slam, I want you to listen to me...
- It's a dinner. - Yeah.
I'm from the south side of the North Pole, man.
What are you asking Santa for?
...because you got a lot to believe in.
- I can't take it. - I can take it.
I mean, Easter and bunnies and eggs and all that.
Good night, Willie. Thank you for having me.
That means we should be at longitude 38.25. That's, uh, four--
And then when Rocky III came out...
Because he's not a naughty kid either.
...and it's affecting his health, not to mention other aspects of our marriage.