Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have a Ten Most-Naughty list?
Permanently.
Then I remembered I can't dance. Heh.
...we got Johnny Rollins in Nova Scotia. He's occupying the number one spot.
Yeah, the whole thing's been a little bit unusual.
I like where you're headed, but for these purposes, let's just keep it professional.
...the average size of a child's wish list has grown substantially in the last 200 years.
- Safe journeys to you, and thank you. - Ha.
And to be honest, if you decide to punish him, I'm not gonna be mad at you.
It's because the man is desperate for attention.
Good night, sweet prince.
Isn't that wonderful?
Uh-- Uh, I'm not judging you, I'm nervous.
Because he's not a naughty kid either.
What are you asking Santa for?
And I want you to believe in yourself, Slam...
- Can you do that? You want some milk? - Yeah.
- It's true. - I'm not Blitzen, though. I'm no Blitzen.
Why don't you open yours?
Maybe you started a fight or two. Maybe 10, maybe 12.
Well, now, we can correct that. We can correct that.
Christmas One, take your heading off one-zero-niner.
- Really? - Yeah, really.
- Sure, they're on the way. - Make it a double.
Well, we've never had something like this happen.
And as of right now, each and every one of you little adorable munchkins is fired.
Our poor Fred.
- Do you want the milk? - Yeah, go get that milk.
Well, that's a good thing. What do you say?
- This is Dr. Goldfarb. - Hello.
Let's get excited. Let's make it happen.
- It's a dinner. - Yeah.
In fact, that day, he made him a promise.
I just told you, I would know if I-- I didn't take any" What is going on here?
And then when Rocky III came out...
Big Red is entering Zone One. I repeat, Big Red is entering Zone One.
Some of them had some pretty tough breaks too.
Okay, is this gonna be a steep--?
Okay. I don't answer to you, buddy. I answer to the people.
- 22nd is perfect. - Likely the 22nd, or the 23rd, either way.
- I can't take it. - I can take it.
Well, there's a lot of mistletoe out there, so you should be psyched.
It's just that-- She thinks I'm a freak.
I mean, Easter and bunnies and eggs and all that.
Oh.
Main Street, North Pole.
Do you have any ethnic in your background? Any ethnicity in your background?
I don't understand, Fred.
It works outwith the guy, doesn't work out, who cares?
I thank you, Frederick.
Slam, I want you to listen to me...
Stop, thief!
I know you got more Blitzen in you than you realize.
This is ridiculous.
Merry Christmas. Okay, how's that feel?
...and it's affecting his health, not to mention other aspects of our marriage.
- Okay? - Okay
My brother was the president of the United States.
...because you got a lot to believe in.
Know they sell more Santa statues along with trinkets...
Are you nuts?
Bring it in.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
According to our records, his father passed away a year ago.
Honey, you think I'd look silly if I dyed it?
...at the Empire State Building.
What did he say?
No. Sadly. You see...
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna Supernanny you.
...and then when the time's right, that's when you make your move.
I got the money. Maybe we're not underst-- I got the money.
- Break bread, right? - Absolutely.
You know, I've been all right. Yeah, I've been, uh, working and--
And you know how to do that, right?
Oh, little Keenan Adams wants a bike for Christmas.
Good night, Willie. Thank you for having me.
That's just Bethesda, Maryland.
I'm sure that they'll turn up. I mean, after all, where could they have possibly gone?
I'm doing terrific. I'm doing great. How've you been?
Thank you.
We did it.
Nicholas Claus.
...than they do of Buddha?
The dude needs to be in the spotlight.
- What's happening? - What do you mean?
So in that case, we do an up-to-date determination, hence...
Well, I'm sorry, darling, but you're two minutes too late.
I'm from the south side of the North Pole, man.
You what?
Oh, the big fat dude that be in the nail salon? He be like, "mm."
All right, let's stomp it out.
Okay. Don't be playing with the channels...
I'm about to step into a lucrative business situation right now.
...will all be decided on a simple three-strike policy.
Personally, I don't think you deserve a cent.
Come on, big guy. Turn around and show me what you don't know.
- Oh, North Pole. North Pole. - North Pole is there?
- I've never seen him-- - That's because he's...
But it's not just you. We're putting the tooth fairy on a one child, one tooth system.
That's lovely.
Frederick.
He'll be with us through Christmas.
That means we should be at longitude 38.25. That's, uh, four--
If it pleases the court...