Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, that's a good thing. What do you say?
Big Red is entering Zone One. I repeat, Big Red is entering Zone One.
Well, I'm sorry, darling, but you're two minutes too late.
Know they sell more Santa statues along with trinkets...
- Do you want the milk? - Yeah, go get that milk.
I like where you're headed, but for these purposes, let's just keep it professional.
Oh.
Well, now, we can correct that. We can correct that.
That's just Bethesda, Maryland.
Permanently.
I don't understand, Fred.
- Can you do that? You want some milk? - Yeah.
No. Sadly. You see...
...at the Empire State Building.
And then when Rocky III came out...
...the average size of a child's wish list has grown substantially in the last 200 years.
Merry Christmas. Okay, how's that feel?
I thank you, Frederick.
I'm sure that they'll turn up. I mean, after all, where could they have possibly gone?
What did he say?
- 22nd is perfect. - Likely the 22nd, or the 23rd, either way.
...will all be decided on a simple three-strike policy.
- Sure, they're on the way. - Make it a double.
Frederick.
Honey, you think I'd look silly if I dyed it?
Uh-- Uh, I'm not judging you, I'm nervous.
- This is Dr. Goldfarb. - Hello.
Stop, thief!
Isn't that wonderful?
Maybe you started a fight or two. Maybe 10, maybe 12.
My brother was the president of the United States.
You what?
...we got Johnny Rollins in Nova Scotia. He's occupying the number one spot.
But it's not just you. We're putting the tooth fairy on a one child, one tooth system.
Well, there's a lot of mistletoe out there, so you should be psyched.
Well, we've never had something like this happen.
Christmas One, take your heading off one-zero-niner.
It works outwith the guy, doesn't work out, who cares?
It's because the man is desperate for attention.
...than they do of Buddha?
Good night, Willie. Thank you for having me.
Okay, is this gonna be a steep--?
I'm from the south side of the North Pole, man.
Good night, sweet prince.
Because he's not a naughty kid either.
Do you have any ethnic in your background? Any ethnicity in your background?
Personally, I don't think you deserve a cent.
- I can't take it. - I can take it.
I got the money. Maybe we're not underst-- I got the money.
- I've never seen him-- - That's because he's...
I mean, Easter and bunnies and eggs and all that.
You have a Ten Most-Naughty list?
Come on, big guy. Turn around and show me what you don't know.
Okay. Don't be playing with the channels...
If it pleases the court...
He'll be with us through Christmas.
- Safe journeys to you, and thank you. - Ha.
Bring it in.
- What's happening? - What do you mean?
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
- It's true. - I'm not Blitzen, though. I'm no Blitzen.
I'm about to step into a lucrative business situation right now.
The dude needs to be in the spotlight.
It's just that-- She thinks I'm a freak.
I just told you, I would know if I-- I didn't take any" What is going on here?
Why don't you open yours?
...and then when the time's right, that's when you make your move.
So in that case, we do an up-to-date determination, hence...
Okay. I don't answer to you, buddy. I answer to the people.
Oh, the big fat dude that be in the nail salon? He be like, "mm."
And I want you to believe in yourself, Slam...
Thank you.
You know, I've been all right. Yeah, I've been, uh, working and--
...because you got a lot to believe in.
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna Supernanny you.
Then I remembered I can't dance. Heh.
- Break bread, right? - Absolutely.
That's lovely.
Some of them had some pretty tough breaks too.
- Really? - Yeah, really.
This is ridiculous.
- Oh, North Pole. North Pole. - North Pole is there?
I'm doing terrific. I'm doing great. How've you been?
Our poor Fred.
Yeah, the whole thing's been a little bit unusual.
Let's get excited. Let's make it happen.
In fact, that day, he made him a promise.
Slam, I want you to listen to me...
According to our records, his father passed away a year ago.
- Okay? - Okay
Are you nuts?
And as of right now, each and every one of you little adorable munchkins is fired.
Nicholas Claus.
That means we should be at longitude 38.25. That's, uh, four--
I know you got more Blitzen in you than you realize.
Oh, little Keenan Adams wants a bike for Christmas.
What are you asking Santa for?
We did it.
...and it's affecting his health, not to mention other aspects of our marriage.
- It's a dinner. - Yeah.
All right, let's stomp it out.
Main Street, North Pole.
And to be honest, if you decide to punish him, I'm not gonna be mad at you.
And you know how to do that, right?