Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...you're the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas...
- The ship's getting steered safely, my man. - All right, buddy.
Fred!
Wanda.
Yeah.
Considering that you didn't have the time to come to our anniversary party.
Now, I know that you can do this.
You really never see the ramifications of anything, do you?
...someone in we think can help you.
The French thing was to get you off the scent.
It was like identity theft.
It sounds angry.
Here's your wallet back.
I'm fine, by the way. I don't-- I'm fine.
And then you make excuses...
...all I want for Christmas is an orange bicycle...
And the answer to that is no. I want him to know how it feels not to be respected...
Fred, he's an elf that plays records.
A Superman cape.
We know you don't have an option traveling to the North Pole...
Let's get something straight.
How about I make it up to you? Let me take you to dinner.
I try and have a conversation with you about our moving in together...
Look, I can tell you what your problem is.
My Saint Nicholas.
Once built, the toys make their way to Packaging.
That's not Alec.
...because I used to be really, really angry with my brother.
Don't try and pretend you knew it was my birthday...
- Mind your own business, please. - The Salvation Army is my business.
Great. Now, if I was a girl, I'd get goose bumps with what you just brought.
You know what? You can shove it, Thunder Thighs.
Oh, boy, that was a very, very naughty year.
- Now, see those blue files? - Uh-huh.
- Did you always wear glasses, Clyde? - If you think this is gonna change anything--
It's gambling, right?
- Oh. - Oh.
...maybe to him, his brother is Santa Claus.
That they all have something that they can open when they wake up in the morning.
Sweetie, you cannot keep eating your stress away.
He began to resent his brother, his parents...
It is, but, Fred, that's not what the other kids asked for. It is, but, Fred, that's not what the other kids asked for.
So I'm expecting Santa in 26 seconds.
Hopefully, I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
...that little tree is never gonna get any light. Any light.
You're looking at a man who can fly around the world...
They have never behaved like that before. I assure you.
Next page.
...because it means you gotta get close.
Hey, guys, what's up?
- I don't see-- What's happening? - Nothing's happening.
That's impossible. The man can hardly carry his own weight.
All we're gonna do is a little bit of a baby sway.
My brother's a doctor. I never hear the end of it.
Okay.
I studied for three weeks.
Uh, Willie, now look. You love to laugh. You're a lot of fun to be around.
...revealing.
- ...in a single night. - Ah, man.
You can tell me, Fred, it's okay. Because you're my friend.
You have no idea what your son is going through.
Strike three.
Watch your step there. Well, here it is.
Nick, there's been one thing that's been eating at me since I've been here.
And it was your responsibility, of course, to keep track of them.
Ho, ho.
Airmail it! Airmail it to me right now! Let's get jacked up!
So every day when the market closes and the day traders hit the streets...
Yeah, it is possible.
Chart 345-11B shows that today...
- I like Kool-Aid. - Don't drink this Kool-Aid.
They're all good kids.
Fred, it's Christmas Eve.
22nd and that's it. That's the best I can do. And that's it.
Hey, Fred, I've already made your sleeping arrangements for you.
Oh, hey. You remember Annette. Say hey to Annette. Annette.
Oh, sorry. Least you didn't throw up.
The rule applies to the family of the saint and the spouses, as well.
Merry Christmas!
Hey, Jerry Garcia, I'm having a talk with someone who I-- You're the worst.
Happy birthday.
Roger that, North Pole.
No, no, you don't understand. I can't do it. There's a rule.
Is this for me?
Oh, that's, uh, Fred. That's my older brother.
Hi. Hi, boy.
Is that someone special?
Fred, I can't even tell a joke.