Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Nick, come here. - Okay, okay.
No, I can't. Thank you, but I can't.
- Slam, have you ever thought about Santa? - Not really.
Ho, ho, holy cow.
Baseball bats, lose four seconds, 55...
Half the time, I feel like I don't even exist.
You have to understand, I've already submitted my report. It's final.
Stephen, I think I know where you're coming from...
...down in the Naughty-Nice Department. Ho, ho.
- Here we are. - So, Frederick, how have you been?
Smurfy. Very Smurfy.
Ever since he was a little boy.
Three...
- The kids are out there, counting on us. - Oh, boy, I wish I could.
- I got my eye on you, Bob. - Yeah? Anytime, big fella.
You can't do that. You can't.
I don't know what it is you're into, but something's real kind of creepy about you...
I know that. The birthday thing, that I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The sequel, know what it's called? Ding-dong, Who's There? Why, it's Fred.
...and putting on videos and dancing, it's exhausting.
You hate me.
If the kid strikes you as naughty...
And I'm telling you right now...
A C-note and a credit card
You told me to brush up on French, you drop hints about the Eiffel Tower...
- Everybody loves Christmas! - Ow!
Especially the elves.
Oh! Aah!
Now, I need your help.
...uh, I guess it would be okay if you sent, uh...
Yeah, you, uh-- You made the Most-Naughty list in '68.
You're fighting Rambo and you're fighting Rocky...
Yeah, um...
Love, kindness, it's coming off of you like radiation or something.
Okay.
- That's so unfair. - Shutting us down?
No, Fred, I can't.
...you freeze in time, eternally ageless.
...just thinking about all those laws being broken. Don't you guys feel it?
And why are you standing there judging me with your arms folded?
You lose your first tooth, get a buck, put it under the pillow.
But what I'm trying to tell you is...
I have put you with Willie.
This time from Beth in Accounting. Here you go.
Glasses off.
Listen, what's the largest growth industry in America?
- Come on! Help us out! - Get him!
Um...
Let me show you how it works, all right? Ahem.
...put the stars up where the little guys can't reach them. It's easy.
I don't care. I'm Slam.
I'd be nervous too if I was up to no good. Doth who protests the most.
They all love that big tree, right? They're all proud of that one.
You know, I was flipping through the channels on the TV...
- Yes, well, if it were only that simple. - Ha, ha. It's not?
You know? I'm starting a new business.
Oh, but when he turned into Superman...
Wanda, you have never been more attractive to me.
I can't do that, Nick. I think you know that. Uh...
I don't know what this is about...
There's a poor orphan named Henry who lives down the road.
It just doesn't make any sense anymore.
You're blessed to have a kid in your life.
I thought you said that your dad was...
So this, uh, may be a little late...
- Especially Clyde Northcutt. - Yes, sir.
You guys have never missed a Christmas before.
I've been working a lot, too, by the way. Uh, and also fighting for my life.
...$5000 to the police station in Michigan Avenue in my name.
...to make up for the hurt I have inside of me.
Oh.
Let me see what we got. Oh, I like it. Come on, I like how you do it.
We'll come back to this neighborhood later.
...if you do not agree, then I am sorry, but I cannot pay your bail.
Yeah, it's catching on. Yeah.
You wanna know what the good news is about all of this, is tomorrow's my last day.
...with, uh, some Hot Pockets and a milkshake.
It's impossible. We just can't build that many toys in that time.
And the only thing that breaks that up is you announcing it's the same song.
...and rides around the town with reindeer.
And he's gonna contact you and make you feel the hurt that I feel from your handlers.
He presents himself like, "Look at me, I'm so nice."