Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yo, Fred. I asked Santa for a puppy this year. I'm gonna name him Macaroni.
He did it.
Yeah, but all that matters is that each of the kids get a toy.
- Right. - Smooth sailing, right?
Christmas One, do you copy?
...I made the decision that, for the love of my brother...
- Oh, and, um, Santa? - Yeah.
Oh, uh, watch your head there. Come on in.
Let me just say this to you. It is not flattering on your character...
Let's try and build some real momentum with that, okay?
You know, I can never get over that, Nicholas. I just-- You amaze me.
You know, at last year's after-Christmas party...
Pretty, isn't it?
You wanna come up here?
Get up, get up, get up!
They hate the crap out of the little one next to it.
- Shake it off, Rudolph! - You sure you've never done this?
- ...I will pay the 5000 for your bail, okay? - Uh-huh.
Another request for "Here Comes Santa Claus!"
Oh, Fred. Ha, ha.
And my mother always told me, since I was a little kid:
Get my blood pumping. Start to feel it.
Nick, I think we're gonna make it. I got elves in the Workshop making presents.
...you maybe got a little angry?
- None of the kids seemed naughty to me. - Good grief, Fred.
Because you thought that that was gonna change everything.
Reminds me of someone … A common thought these days
I want you to be honest, does she know I'm here?
Don't you think? Also, we're gonna dump the Easter bunny.
- ...when you're trying to do your work. - Shh. Just lower your voice. Keep it down.
it's the fattest baby I've ever seen
Frederick, don't you look nice.
Here it is. What do you think?
Because you know how sometimes, if my grandma's sick...
I looked like a total idiot out there.
There's no naughty kids, Nick.
I understand that. I do.
Come on, this beautiful green angel. Now, put one hand here.
It all starts with what you make of yourself.
Last month he bit his father and his dentist.
- A baseball bat. - A Hula-Hoop.
Merry Christmas, pal.
Going down this thing here, it's, uh...
Showing a complete lack of control over your entire workforce.
Get that 50 G's in my hands. Call me back. Let's do this.
Ho!
With less than three days to go until Christmas...
- Nick. Nick. - Oh, boy. What?
Well, I disagree with you, Willie.
You sure you wouldn't be more comfortable down here on the bottom?
You wanted to see me, sir.
My little Saint Nicholas.
Go to school, you're comfortable to play sports.
I have a surprise planned for you for your birthday, but you ruined it.
Oh, Fred.
Would you like to come and meet your brother?
...because I loved my brother...
But no, that's not the way life works, right?
Yes, but that's not the point. I didn't see him again.
...the elves have gotta stay sharp right now.
...who puts the chill in the North Pole. Ow!
Here it is, Fred, Santa's Workshop.
I couldn't miss you if I tried because you're so fat.
...his parents prouder.
Santa Claus' brother, that must be a tough beat.
Streamlining, consolidating, outsourcing...
Yeah.
Hey, hey, uh, DJ Donnie. Say hey to my big brother, Freddie.
What's your story, man?
- You guys got him! - Come on! Come on!
Oh, and one more thing, absolutely nobody is to know why I'm here.
Watch this.
I promise to be the best big brother in the whole world, Nicholas.