Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I like it.
I'm a cog in the wheel. I am.
I think we're flying blind up here.
- A family. - I'm asking for a family too.
There's a book, Does Fred Go to Dinner? Flip through the pages...
I even enjoyed the card that came with it.
Has he gotten into trouble with the law?
Slam, I get what I want without charity from Santa Claus. Two hands on the milk, please.
Nick, do me a favor, don't make this complicated.
All right. All right, all right.
That's not my back, but it is a little bit naughty.
All right, everyone. Oh, my goodness...
I don't wish to hate him. He means well.
Do it to me, how do I steer this thing?
Christmas One, are you there? Over.
Thank goodness Blitzen didn't feel that way the first time he learned how to fly.
Good luck. Hope it goes well.
I'll let you out once you're sorry and you're ready to turn a corner...
- I'll just grab this here. That's okay. - Oh. I c0uld've gotten it.
I wouldn't say I've been doing a bang-up job. I had complications and hit rough spots...
- Where? - Right over there.
But every kid deserves a present on Christmas.
...New York City.
Oh, isn't that sweet? Lucy wants a cooking set.
- Nick. - What?
I say the last line first. I'm afraid everyone's gonna stop listening.
So, what would be the easiest toy to make? One for boys and one for girls.
That's it, just easy, easy. Damn it.
That's-- I don't understand, though. I'm giving you 5, Fred, so...
You gotta come up with the full 50,000 by the 20th.
- Fifty thousand dollars on top of the 5? - What? What?
- Oh, I can't... - I was chased by 30 Santa Clauses.
Let's dance. Let's dance!
Somebody call the cops!
Of course. Mr. Northcutt, the elves are extremely dedicated and hardworking.
...Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
What're you doing? Get out of my favorite room! Get out of my favorite room! What're you doing? Get out of my favorite room! Get out of my favorite room!
It's gonna hurt a bit, isn't it?
- That's not Alec. - Okay, that's not Alec.
I couldn't have said it any better. Freddie, that is what you do.
Really? The hockey stop?
- Oh, my, my. Those poor children. - Oh--
Maybe you should look at your own self for a change.
I better check up on the all-girls Swedish swimming team.
And you know what? Till somebody comes along and outs down that big tree...
Maybe you railed a line or two. Maybe 10, maybe 12
You'll be athletic. You're gonna be a moderate-to-lukewarm student.
Good morning, Fred. Honey, may I have a word with you, please?
Frederick?
What is wonderful?
Now, let's move on to the next item on the list, shall we?
- Who are you? - I'm Fred.
...are putting your operation further behind each year. It's not good enough, Mr. Claus.
Hi, Roger.
...you now have no way of making your quota.
Then hold your breath, let me go and blow that up into 60.
Well, if you really wanted to send me a gift...
I just love meeting people's families. I find it so...
I don't see your permit. You need a permit to work this street.
Not even once.
Really, Frederick, why can't you be more like your brother?
- It's not Alec. - Alec's not gonna hear.
You won't let anybody love you because you don't think you're worth loving.
Go to dinner with you?
Maybe something should happen to them. Maybe I give them something.
Ha, ha. You're flying.
Nicholas, why don't you open yours first?
Now that you said that, it's not gonna happen...
...but I'm a little concerned about Fred.
- Ho! - Aah!
...but we appreciate your business, and I really enjoyed the conversation.
It's the fattest baby I've ever seen.
Yeah, I got $50,000 in cash that says I'm not kidding.
And the next part of Fred's story occurs in a time and place...
You just know you're never getting adopted because you're mean.
You can't do that. You can't. You can't do that. You can't.
What is it exactly--? What would I need to be doing up there?
...that grows in the shadow of another tree?
- What is it? - Tomorrow is tomorrow.
Freddie, will you tell me about the surprise?
Oh, come on, Mom. Don't...
You take that extra money, you buy a motorcycle.
...it's the month before Christmas, a tense time.
It's just that I've seen these kind of things before. The little lies...
Santa is the only one who can deliver.
Fred, fine. Look, I'll tell you what...
I bet you do, it's America. You know what I mean?
Freddie, I am so glad you took my invitation for dinner.
We're no longer talking with this, we're gonna talk with--
I can see it now. Sixteen thousand bags of Cheetos later...
I did have a thought. But Fred's not going to like it.
Ah, family's together again. Fun, fun, fun.
We literally cannot make enough presents with only three days left.
- It's common knowledge. - Ah, Fred, come on.
Charlene, mention this to no one.