Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- He did? - He'd try and take a run-- yeah.
- Break it up! Break it up! - Get off!
It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for.
If Fred doesn't deliver all those presents by sunrise...
Wanda, can you buzz me in? It's Fred.
And I promised to be the best big brother in the world.
- ...but I'm doing the best I can. - Oh, yeah, no, no, no...
Good, all right. I gotta hustle, because I gotta meet somebody right now, okay?
That's sunrise, and that's game over.
Get ahold of yourself. Take a breath. Stop swinging at me. Will you calm down?
- Hmm... - He's perfect.
But your pal, Fred.
Five thousand dollars?
Now that you've got Alec's attention, Stephen, what do you wanna tell him?
You stamp them "Nice."
Mom, for Pete's sake, okay, I'm not, ha-ha-ha, stressed out about it.
I didn't want to become first brother, especially for the rest of my life.
That's a biggie. It's disappointing. And that would be strike one.
The thing about it was that I bought those French books on tape.
...breaking and entering, staring at little children...
...this is where they're gonna come, Leon. It means everything to me. Please.
Don't be a cheerleader for Santa Claus. Think about it, watch the angles.
...Nicholas grew more generous, and eventually...
Oh, Freddie, Freddie, you have been so very, very naughty.
...bam! Stamp him "Naughty."
Okay, see, I'm not gonna do that. I can't actually do that.
Yeah, you're right. You shouldn't tell me, then.
- What are you talking about? - He's in here.
To the snow globe!
You know what, save it.
...misguided understanding...
No, I can assure you, he's fine.
Yeah, yeah. I can- I can see that.
- Ow! - Oh, no, no.
Uh, I'm Santa Claus' brother.
Your continued existence at the North Pole...
I fear that I had a very incorrect...
It's good to know. Thank you, Willie.
- Aah! Aah! - That's it.
Oh. Ah.
Love is so complicated.
Done, done.
Put it on.
Put it on the application for college.
It's ridiculous for anybody to expect that kind of thing. No.
All over the world, children are writing to Santa...
- I'm a saint, sweetheart. - Tough love.
- My name is Fred Claus. - Hi, Fred.
Come on, now, that massage chair, that looked very, very expensive.
Where's the synergy? Don't get it.
But I could control being Bill Clinton's brother.
You got the same thing playing all the time. Let's liven it up! Let's get dancing.
What the heck's going on around here? Little elves. You can't trust them at all.
Slam?
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves Christmas!
You're gonna get hooked on that.
...than it is to keep one.
- There you go! You got it, Fred! - Yeah.
Bring all that green goodness that you have on and bring it right up on me.
- Oh, you all right? - Ow.
- What's going on? - This guy's working without papers.
...you got some advice a while back, and I think it was a little off.
Oh, well, fine, fine. You know, business is crazy...
I was working for the People Help People charity organization.
He puts on a big red suit...
When Blitzen learned to f--? Why don't I know this story?
Samuel Gibbons, Chicago, Illinois.
- I bet that's what they called you. - I don't know what you're talk--
...flashes of anger.
- Oh, Nick. - Ha-ha-ha-ha. How's things there, Fred?
Bring up Fred Claus from earlier today, please.
I don't know how to dance. I don't know the steps.
What kind of parts are you dudes throwin?
Kind of important you pick up right now. Are you at the restaurant?
But to be honest with you, my chi...really strong right now.
Mm-hm. There we go. Alrighty.
You did it.
What's it? Tomorrow is tomorrow's date.
Spin it. Spin it.
That's all right--
...we gotta make as many presents as we can in the next 10 hours.
- Oh. - You seem upset.
I am sorry to rush you, but we have to keep Santa on schedule...
Can you change that again, please?
Come along now.
That's it. Keep rolling. There's no rules. I like it.
Yeah, she's, uh, not picking up the phone, so, uh...
Bring it. Bring it right now.
...asking for what they want for Christmas.