Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know how to dance. I don't know the steps.
You did it.
Slam?
Don't be a cheerleader for Santa Claus. Think about it, watch the angles.
Five thousand dollars?
Wanda, can you buzz me in? It's Fred.
No, I can assure you, he's fine.
I am sorry to rush you, but we have to keep Santa on schedule...
You're gonna get hooked on that.
...bam! Stamp him "Naughty."
Where's the synergy? Don't get it.
Yeah, yeah. I can- I can see that.
- I'm a saint, sweetheart. - Tough love.
Okay, see, I'm not gonna do that. I can't actually do that.
Yeah, you're right. You shouldn't tell me, then.
And I promised to be the best big brother in the world.
Samuel Gibbons, Chicago, Illinois.
- There you go! You got it, Fred! - Yeah.
Bring it. Bring it right now.
Mm-hm. There we go. Alrighty.
You know what, save it.
- What are you talking about? - He's in here.
What the heck's going on around here? Little elves. You can't trust them at all.
It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for.
- Ow! - Oh, no, no.
Yeah, she's, uh, not picking up the phone, so, uh...
Done, done.
...than it is to keep one.
Good, all right. I gotta hustle, because I gotta meet somebody right now, okay?
Come on, now, that massage chair, that looked very, very expensive.
Bring all that green goodness that you have on and bring it right up on me.
Put it on the application for college.
To the snow globe!
Can you change that again, please?
Oh, well, fine, fine. You know, business is crazy...
The thing about it was that I bought those French books on tape.
But I could control being Bill Clinton's brother.
But to be honest with you, my chi...really strong right now.
- My name is Fred Claus. - Hi, Fred.
Uh, I'm Santa Claus' brother.
...misguided understanding...
Mom, for Pete's sake, okay, I'm not, ha-ha-ha, stressed out about it.
- I bet that's what they called you. - I don't know what you're talk--
I fear that I had a very incorrect...
What's it? Tomorrow is tomorrow's date.
...asking for what they want for Christmas.
...Nicholas grew more generous, and eventually...
That's it. Keep rolling. There's no rules. I like it.
- Hmm... - He's perfect.
- ...but I'm doing the best I can. - Oh, yeah, no, no, no...
I didn't want to become first brother, especially for the rest of my life.
- Oh. - You seem upset.
That's sunrise, and that's game over.
Love is so complicated.
What kind of parts are you dudes throwin?
Oh, Freddie, Freddie, you have been so very, very naughty.
All over the world, children are writing to Santa...
- Oh, Nick. - Ha-ha-ha-ha. How's things there, Fred?
- He did? - He'd try and take a run-- yeah.
I was working for the People Help People charity organization.
Oh. Ah.
But your pal, Fred.
...this is where they're gonna come, Leon. It means everything to me. Please.
Spin it. Spin it.
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves Christmas!
Get ahold of yourself. Take a breath. Stop swinging at me. Will you calm down?
- Oh, you all right? - Ow.
- Break it up! Break it up! - Get off!
It's ridiculous for anybody to expect that kind of thing. No.
Come along now.
Your continued existence at the North Pole...
That's all right--
...flashes of anger.
Now that you've got Alec's attention, Stephen, what do you wanna tell him?
You stamp them "Nice."
...you got some advice a while back, and I think it was a little off.
He puts on a big red suit...
That's a biggie. It's disappointing. And that would be strike one.
- What's going on? - This guy's working without papers.
Bring up Fred Claus from earlier today, please.
It's good to know. Thank you, Willie.
When Blitzen learned to f--? Why don't I know this story?
...breaking and entering, staring at little children...
- Aah! Aah! - That's it.
If Fred doesn't deliver all those presents by sunrise...
You got the same thing playing all the time. Let's liven it up! Let's get dancing.
Kind of important you pick up right now. Are you at the restaurant?
...we gotta make as many presents as we can in the next 10 hours.
Put it on.