Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, and one more thing, make sure you eat all the cookies.

...the busiest in the whole world.

Santa's not bringing y'all families. Santa Claus is a clown.

...the board is seriously considering...

...of naughty children.

Oh, and do you think that after a while of being called Four-Eyed Clyde...

- When Blitzen learned to fly? - He fell on his face.

...and for the love of my family name...

Uh, shave a few reindeer, sprinkle the doodads on the cookies...

Your erratic behavior is putting too much stress on your brother.

You'll still be able to save Christmas. We don't have a lot of time.

...and turn it into a problem.

- Great. So this is it? - Yeah, right.

I think we're making some real progress.

...he didn't need those darn glasses anymore, did he?

If you wanna bring the hammer down upon his little DJ hands...

Now, good night.

- Stephen, by the way. - Hi, Stephen.

I remember that. Try fitting that down the chimney, huh?

And I just don't know if I'm ever, you know, gonna be able to fully recover now.

You betcha. Fred, you just stay right there. Don't you move an inch.

Snap the reins! We need more speed at this altitude!

You gotta pay it within 30 days, you know that?

I couldn't control being brother of the president of the United States.

Catch it, catch it, catch it one time.

...Bonsai Palace.

He's getting paid. He's got a whole thing happening.

Oh, come off it, Willie. Everyone knows this story.

- That? - Oh, no.

You're gonna have to pay something...

And another 20. Let me see what you got.

There's more Santa statues in the world than Buddha. It's a shell game.

...that I was gonna do whatever it took...

Oh, where, oh, where did all the kids' letters go?

...the average child asks for 15 gifts per letter.

- I'm easy to find. - Big talk.

Step up for everyone's favorite charity, People Help the People.

Have a nice night.

Anna-Marie Gormley.

It's not like I didn't want my brother to succeed.

...so that way I gave you $10,000, you gave me $5000.

So you asked me for something.

...but I ran into your parents, and they invited me to dinner.

You got a cop right there.

Bays. Boys, easy.

This tree's gonna chop that big tree down.

- Give me a little something. - Yes, I will.

Oh. He wanted you to have this too.

If you want salvation, no army can give it to you, only people can.

I'm gonna tell you about the surprise. It's not a surprise.

...like, you know, you're looking out for someone else.

...you'll wake up, you're 35, crying about your life in front of the soaps.

What is it, Fred? Is it--? It's me, isn't it?

Something like a family member's health or the end of war or famine.

What's it? Tomorrow is tomorrow's date. What's it? Tomorrow is tomorrow's date.

- Cut him off! - He's an impostor!

- Then she's a dater. - You push and fix on one thing.

Yo, brother Fred, can I get a "Ho, ho"?

That Naughty-Nice List that you got?

Head 12 degrees north into London.

Let's get our blood pumping. Let's make some bad decisions with each other.

Oh, ho, ho, okay.

Africa plus Asia, plus Europe, North America, South America.

Feel it. Stay with it.

Of course. He's crying out for help.

- Tomorrow? - Yeah.

I'm proud of you, Willie.

But Fred's promise is just the beginning of his story.

This may be the best ticket I ever got.

Or whether they've been marked Naughty or Nice.

It's okay. Friendly, friendly, friendly. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

The little tiny people.

Of course, sometimes kids are both naughty and nice.

What, we don't know what happens, what--?

That's it. Okay, now, the next thing you do is put your hand on my back.

But I didn't give you a Superman cape, did I?