Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But Fred's promise is just the beginning of his story.

Africa plus Asia, plus Europe, North America, South America.

And another 20. Let me see what you got.

- Tomorrow? - Yeah.

Oh, come off it, Willie. Everyone knows this story.

...the average child asks for 15 gifts per letter.

The little tiny people.

Of course, sometimes kids are both naughty and nice.

Or whether they've been marked Naughty or Nice.

- Great. So this is it? - Yeah, right.

You got a cop right there.

Anna-Marie Gormley.

- When Blitzen learned to fly? - He fell on his face.

Bays. Boys, easy.

This tree's gonna chop that big tree down.

I remember that. Try fitting that down the chimney, huh?

I couldn't control being brother of the president of the United States.

If you wanna bring the hammer down upon his little DJ hands...

There's more Santa statues in the world than Buddha. It's a shell game.

Oh, where, oh, where did all the kids' letters go?

You gotta pay it within 30 days, you know that?

...that I was gonna do whatever it took...

Catch it, catch it, catch it one time.

I'm proud of you, Willie.

I think we're making some real progress.

- Stephen, by the way. - Hi, Stephen.

You're gonna have to pay something...

That Naughty-Nice List that you got?

...the busiest in the whole world.

Oh, and do you think that after a while of being called Four-Eyed Clyde...

- I'm easy to find. - Big talk.

...like, you know, you're looking out for someone else.

Now, good night.

And I just don't know if I'm ever, you know, gonna be able to fully recover now.

...and turn it into a problem.

What's it? Tomorrow is tomorrow's date. What's it? Tomorrow is tomorrow's date.

He's getting paid. He's got a whole thing happening.

Yo, brother Fred, can I get a "Ho, ho"?

Oh, ho, ho, okay.

So you asked me for something.

Feel it. Stay with it.

Have a nice night.

What, we don't know what happens, what--?

Let's get our blood pumping. Let's make some bad decisions with each other.

Something like a family member's health or the end of war or famine.

You betcha. Fred, you just stay right there. Don't you move an inch.

That's it. Okay, now, the next thing you do is put your hand on my back.

...but I ran into your parents, and they invited me to dinner.

...he didn't need those darn glasses anymore, did he?

If you want salvation, no army can give it to you, only people can.

...so that way I gave you $10,000, you gave me $5000.

...of naughty children.

What is it, Fred? Is it--? It's me, isn't it?

...you'll wake up, you're 35, crying about your life in front of the soaps.

- Then she's a dater. - You push and fix on one thing.

Of course. He's crying out for help.

Snap the reins! We need more speed at this altitude!

Oh. He wanted you to have this too.

...the board is seriously considering...

But I didn't give you a Superman cape, did I?

I'm gonna tell you about the surprise. It's not a surprise.

...Bonsai Palace.

Head 12 degrees north into London.

- Cut him off! - He's an impostor!

Uh, shave a few reindeer, sprinkle the doodads on the cookies...

...and for the love of my family name...

Your erratic behavior is putting too much stress on your brother.

- Give me a little something. - Yes, I will.

Step up for everyone's favorite charity, People Help the People.

This may be the best ticket I ever got.

It's okay. Friendly, friendly, friendly. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

It's not like I didn't want my brother to succeed.

- That? - Oh, no.

Santa's not bringing y'all families. Santa Claus is a clown.

You'll still be able to save Christmas. We don't have a lot of time.

Oh, and one more thing, make sure you eat all the cookies.