Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The only way I can hold it. People are breathing down my neck.
Can I see some identification, please?
- Come on, Nick. - Aaarggh!
And like many unhappy children...
- Yeah. - Hmm. You're not making this up?
It's always, uh, painful to watch a guy crash and burn, my man.
But I assure you, this is a story you have never heard before.
...and, yeah.
Come on. I'm not gonna go running to Mom.
I'm great. Pull up a stool.
Right down the crapper!
He's an efficiency expert.
Oh. Well, I appreciate your concern, Mr. Northcutt, but he is fine.
Oh, ho, ho, Annette.
Time to cut the cake.
- Aye, aye, captain. - Captain's on deck.
…of “playing golf”
Feel like my brother's Santa Claus.
Shut up down there. People are trying to sleep.
Now, you probably already have your suspicions of what became of Saint Nick.
Hey, DJ.
To think that he can fly around to a million houses in one night...
You didn't have to travel by helicopter, Mr. Northcutt.
I just got a lot on my mind is all.
...with banana handlebars.
The Christmas thing is taking off. That's awesome.
- He's just helping out for the season. - I didn't know you had a brother.
Nick, he continued to play the same song over and over and over and over and over...
- Come on, we're still 15 blocks from the-- - Just pull the cab over, please.
I was the first guy in line. I mean, I was there.
Wonderful. Thanks for sharing, Frank.
It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for. That's not okay. That is not okay. It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for. That's not okay. That is not okay.
Whoa, okay.
You know something? You've never come up here to visit.
He's a fame junkie. The guy's a clown.
It's too huge. Believe me, I know. Heh. Heh.
Um, let's see, was it something like, uh:
- Allergies. - He's got a gun.
I'm trying to-- Hold on!
- Wanda, hi. - Hi. You all right?
You Scrooge, you lose.
...you're gonna go out trying.
And some of them don't feel listened to.
I really, really need your help.
- Clyde-- - You ever seen a tree...
What are you doing? Get out of my... GABE GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
I can take it some more
But then get on with your life. It's getting a bit...
- He's gonna be a big help here. - How you doing? Be working with you.
Look, this is a business situation that I'm in with my brother.
Great. Put another hand here. Come on, grip it. Don't be shy.
Fred loved Nicholas from the first moment he met him.
The world is what you make it.
...and then it's one minute past midnight, tomorrow begins and then it is my birthday.
Don't be a cheerleader Sturgeon California. Think about it, watch the angles.
Get it through your head. I am not going to dinner.
I need it by the 22nd. The best I can do.
Annette was right about you. Mom was right about you.
- ...I'll be the happiest guy in the North Pole. - You don't have the guts.
Frederick, why are you so upset?
So just the one bag? Just the one canyon? I'll get it.
Stop playing the same song over and over again. It becomes like mental torture.
Good Lord.
But while Fred grew worse...
Oh, that sounds familiar, Bons-- Bonsai Palace.
- Going as fast as I can! Tell me when to turn! - Now!
- What kind of greeting is that? - Excuse the guys...
Nick, I couldn't miss you if I tried.
Nick, let me be completely honest with you here, the DJ is a real problem.
Put you in the Naughty cabinet. You can't handle yourself.
Oh, I'll tell you, Fred has been doing a bang-up job...
Absolutely, it's a hot spot. Think romance, and think getting lost.
Willie.
Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Mazel tov.
Everyone, this is Mr. Northcutt.
Just give me a second. I'll deal with you in a minute. Don't crowd my action.
Then help some of these people out this year.
This tree is going To chop that big tree down
I gave you $5000. Merry Christmas.
Ho,ho,ho.
Y'all drank all the Kool-Aid, fools.
Plasma goes to my place. Pack it separately, make sure it doesn't scratch.
Wait, wait, wait a second, Fred.
All of a sudden, you get a little extra money. Uncle Sam's none the wiser.
To be honest, I don't get many houseguests. Heh-heh.
If you can come in here, relaxed, and be a gentleman, then you can come in.
What're you doing? Get out of my favorite room!. Get out of my favorite room!. What're you doing? Get out of my favorite room!. Get out of my favorite room!.
I wouldn't go telling people that.
Uh, I mean, they've never sent an efficiency expert before. Why now?
...the North Pole will be shut down forever. There's nothing--
Okay, Wanda, I just wanted to get a chance to come by and explain.
You take an interest in your brother's well-being.
It's all right.
That's it, just a gentle rock back and forth. Just easy.
I'll take both of them. Whatever. Merry Christmas to you.
Mr. Northcutt, part of Christmas is being grateful for the things that we can have.
Charlene's as good with numbers as she is beautiful.
- Nick? - Fred.
And then Rocky came out, and, uh, things changed, you know?
As you can see from the chart labeled 116-9C...
Yeah.
You make it through Christmas without three strikes, I send back a positive report.
I have a feeling I'd be much more comfortable back in my little hut...
- ...and I don't for good reason. - It would be really nice if, for once...
Come on.
Give a call when you get a chance, as soon as possible. Okay?