Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah.
Give a call when you get a chance, as soon as possible. Okay?
Now, you probably already have your suspicions of what became of Saint Nick.
The Christmas thing is taking off. That's awesome.
Shut up down there. People are trying to sleep.
Put you in the Naughty cabinet. You can't handle yourself.
Oh, ho, ho, Annette.
To think that he can fly around to a million houses in one night...
Come on.
It's all right.
You didn't have to travel by helicopter, Mr. Northcutt.
- Aye, aye, captain. - Captain's on deck.
- What kind of greeting is that? - Excuse the guys...
It's always, uh, painful to watch a guy crash and burn, my man.
Absolutely, it's a hot spot. Think romance, and think getting lost.
But then get on with your life. It's getting a bit...
- Come on, Nick. - Aaarggh!
Plasma goes to my place. Pack it separately, make sure it doesn't scratch.
Wonderful. Thanks for sharing, Frank.
Everyone, this is Mr. Northcutt.
Oh, I'll tell you, Fred has been doing a bang-up job...
You know something? You've never come up here to visit.
- Wanda, hi. - Hi. You all right?
And then Rocky came out, and, uh, things changed, you know?
And some of them don't feel listened to.
I gave you $5000. Merry Christmas.
Oh. Well, I appreciate your concern, Mr. Northcutt, but he is fine.
Um, let's see, was it something like, uh:
Get it through your head. I am not going to dinner.
Stop playing the same song over and over again. It becomes like mental torture.
Feel like my brother's Santa Claus.
Right down the crapper!
- Allergies. - He's got a gun.
The only way I can hold it. People are breathing down my neck.
I'm trying to-- Hold on!
The world is what you make it.
All of a sudden, you get a little extra money. Uncle Sam's none the wiser.
- He's gonna be a big help here. - How you doing? Be working with you.
...with banana handlebars.
I have a feeling I'd be much more comfortable back in my little hut...
And like many unhappy children...
Uh, I mean, they've never sent an efficiency expert before. Why now?
…of “playing golf”
It's too huge. Believe me, I know. Heh. Heh.
Look, this is a business situation that I'm in with my brother.
Time to cut the cake.
So just the one bag? Just the one canyon? I'll get it.
He's an efficiency expert.
- Yeah. - Hmm. You're not making this up?
Y'all drank all the Kool-Aid, fools.
- Nick? - Fred.
That's it, just a gentle rock back and forth. Just easy.
- He's just helping out for the season. - I didn't know you had a brother.
It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for. That's not okay. That is not okay. It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for. That's not okay. That is not okay.
Charlene's as good with numbers as she is beautiful.
...and, yeah.
- ...and I don't for good reason. - It would be really nice if, for once...
- Clyde-- - You ever seen a tree...
Whoa, okay.
But while Fred grew worse...
But I assure you, this is a story you have never heard before.
Hey, DJ.
- Going as fast as I can! Tell me when to turn! - Now!
- Come on, we're still 15 blocks from the-- - Just pull the cab over, please.
Just give me a second. I'll deal with you in a minute. Don't crowd my action.
Then help some of these people out this year.
Nick, he continued to play the same song over and over and over and over and over...
To be honest, I don't get many houseguests. Heh-heh.
Willie.
Frederick, why are you so upset?
Come on. I'm not gonna go running to Mom.
What're you doing? Get out of my favorite room!. Get out of my favorite room!. What're you doing? Get out of my favorite room!. Get out of my favorite room!.
Annette was right about you. Mom was right about you.
I just got a lot on my mind is all.
Don't be a cheerleader Sturgeon California. Think about it, watch the angles.
I was the first guy in line. I mean, I was there.
I need it by the 22nd. The best I can do.
You Scrooge, you lose.
Fred loved Nicholas from the first moment he met him.
Okay, Wanda, I just wanted to get a chance to come by and explain.
What are you doing? Get out of my... GABE GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
He's a fame junkie. The guy's a clown.
I really, really need your help.
Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Mazel tov.
You take an interest in your brother's well-being.
Good Lord.
Nick, I couldn't miss you if I tried.
You make it through Christmas without three strikes, I send back a positive report.
This tree is going To chop that big tree down
Nick, let me be completely honest with you here, the DJ is a real problem.
As you can see from the chart labeled 116-9C...
Ho,ho,ho.
Mr. Northcutt, part of Christmas is being grateful for the things that we can have.
Can I see some identification, please?
I wouldn't go telling people that.
Wait, wait, wait a second, Fred.
...the North Pole will be shut down forever. There's nothing--
I'll take both of them. Whatever. Merry Christmas to you.
Oh, that sounds familiar, Bons-- Bonsai Palace.
I'm great. Pull up a stool.
Great. Put another hand here. Come on, grip it. Don't be shy.
- ...I'll be the happiest guy in the North Pole. - You don't have the guts.
...and then it's one minute past midnight, tomorrow begins and then it is my birthday.
If you can come in here, relaxed, and be a gentleman, then you can come in.
...you're gonna go out trying.