Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can take it some more
Don't be a cheerleader Sturgeon California. Think about it, watch the angles.
You Scrooge, you lose.
And like many unhappy children...
- Nick? - Fred.
Charlene's as good with numbers as she is beautiful.
Right down the crapper!
Uh, I mean, they've never sent an efficiency expert before. Why now?
Ho,ho,ho.
I really, really need your help.
- Aye, aye, captain. - Captain's on deck.
It's too huge. Believe me, I know. Heh. Heh.
So just the one bag? Just the one canyon? I'll get it.
Feel like my brother's Santa Claus.
- Yeah. - Hmm. You're not making this up?
...the North Pole will be shut down forever. There's nothing--
Put you in the Naughty cabinet. You can't handle yourself.
Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Mazel tov.
...and, yeah.
I'll take both of them. Whatever. Merry Christmas to you.
I gave you $5000. Merry Christmas.
Come on.
Willie.
I need it by the 22nd. The best I can do.
I'm great. Pull up a stool.
- Come on, we're still 15 blocks from the-- - Just pull the cab over, please.
- Clyde-- - You ever seen a tree...
He's a fame junkie. The guy's a clown.
Oh, that sounds familiar, Bons-- Bonsai Palace.
Y'all drank all the Kool-Aid, fools.
- Allergies. - He's got a gun.
Wait, wait, wait a second, Fred.
Whoa, okay.
Absolutely, it's a hot spot. Think romance, and think getting lost.
Okay, Wanda, I just wanted to get a chance to come by and explain.
If you can come in here, relaxed, and be a gentleman, then you can come in.
...with banana handlebars.
I just got a lot on my mind is all.
Look, this is a business situation that I'm in with my brother.
But while Fred grew worse...
You take an interest in your brother's well-being.
Just give me a second. I'll deal with you in a minute. Don't crowd my action.
I was the first guy in line. I mean, I was there.
Nick, I couldn't miss you if I tried.
The world is what you make it.
But I assure you, this is a story you have never heard before.
Now, you probably already have your suspicions of what became of Saint Nick.
- Come on, Nick. - Aaarggh!
Everyone, this is Mr. Northcutt.
You didn't have to travel by helicopter, Mr. Northcutt.
But then get on with your life. It's getting a bit...
- He's just helping out for the season. - I didn't know you had a brother.
Can I see some identification, please?
Time to cut the cake.
He's an efficiency expert.
The Christmas thing is taking off. That's awesome.
Oh. Well, I appreciate your concern, Mr. Northcutt, but he is fine.
Then help some of these people out this year.
It's always, uh, painful to watch a guy crash and burn, my man.
Shut up down there. People are trying to sleep.
- ...I'll be the happiest guy in the North Pole. - You don't have the guts.
...you're gonna go out trying.
Oh, I'll tell you, Fred has been doing a bang-up job...
What're you doing? Get out of my favorite room!. Get out of my favorite room!. What're you doing? Get out of my favorite room!. Get out of my favorite room!.
To think that he can fly around to a million houses in one night...
Um, let's see, was it something like, uh:
Frederick, why are you so upset?
Plasma goes to my place. Pack it separately, make sure it doesn't scratch.
...and then it's one minute past midnight, tomorrow begins and then it is my birthday.
The only way I can hold it. People are breathing down my neck.
Good Lord.
- What kind of greeting is that? - Excuse the guys...
This tree is going To chop that big tree down
- Going as fast as I can! Tell me when to turn! - Now!
I'm trying to-- Hold on!
You know something? You've never come up here to visit.
And some of them don't feel listened to.
It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for. That's not okay. That is not okay. It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for. That's not okay. That is not okay.
Nick, let me be completely honest with you here, the DJ is a real problem.
What are you doing? Get out of my... GABE GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
- He's gonna be a big help here. - How you doing? Be working with you.
Fred loved Nicholas from the first moment he met him.
As you can see from the chart labeled 116-9C...
All of a sudden, you get a little extra money. Uncle Sam's none the wiser.
Get it through your head. I am not going to dinner.
Give a call when you get a chance, as soon as possible. Okay?
Great. Put another hand here. Come on, grip it. Don't be shy.
Hey, DJ.
To be honest, I don't get many houseguests. Heh-heh.
Come on. I'm not gonna go running to Mom.
And then Rocky came out, and, uh, things changed, you know?
Annette was right about you. Mom was right about you.
- Wanda, hi. - Hi. You all right?
Nick, he continued to play the same song over and over and over and over and over...
Wonderful. Thanks for sharing, Frank.
I have a feeling I'd be much more comfortable back in my little hut...
I wouldn't go telling people that.
Mr. Northcutt, part of Christmas is being grateful for the things that we can have.
It's all right.
- ...and I don't for good reason. - It would be really nice if, for once...
Stop playing the same song over and over again. It becomes like mental torture.
That's it, just a gentle rock back and forth. Just easy.
You make it through Christmas without three strikes, I send back a positive report.
Oh, ho, ho, Annette.
…of “playing golf”
Yeah.