Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have a nice full head of hair, honey.

I'm sorry. I'm gonna practice tough love on you, buddy. All right?

- Watch the roof there. - I can't do it!

Stop it. Stop it. Stop.

I feel great about it. Let me feel good?

A sh-- There aren't any sheiks in India.

Can you hear me? It's Fred calling.

Two whole days, you don't call me.

Oh, my goodness.

Have you been spying on me?

Tough love's a little difficult for me.

I did you a favor. You get outside, play around, make some friends.

And you have a 55-inch Plasma TV in your room?

So go ahead, pull this big tugboat to shore. Anchors aweigh.

This is the key to the whole process...

Please, let's just cut to the chase.

Look, I'm gonna tuck and go as fast as I can, all right?

No more. Icky, but done.

Oh. Looks like a new kid just took over the number one Most Naughty spot.

How are you doing to Norfolk STOP ARGUING

Look up People Help the People on the Internet, you'll see a picture.

- ...thrown his back out. - No.

You just keep stuffing your face with gingerbread, fat boy.

"You're gonna support your brother." And so that was gonna be my job.

- I don't nap. - Oh.

Come on. Get out of your head for a second. Get into your body.

By the time the sun rises, it will all be over.

Yeah, I know what tomorrow is.

Is that from you or is that because you use the TV as a babysitter?

I wonder what it is.

I'm not gonna be upset with you.

He has developed acid reflux and sleep apnea.

That tree was the last straw.

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves Christmas!

- Bam! - Bam! Yep

- Trouble? - No, no, no.

- Hi, Fred. - Hi.

Only a Claus can deliver presents and that is a Claus.

Fred, not everybody falls down on his face in front of the girl he loves.

Tell me, has he asked for large sums of money recently?

But, Fred, it's so catchy.

He then decided to lay his hands on me and get physical and tried to hurt me, Nick.

So you decide to stay Four

Fuck you fuck you

I have a bro-- I have the same mother and father...

The guy in the red suit's not looking out for your future.

And I, uh, feel this way all the time.

Fred. What in the heck are you doing?

Willie, just for the record, I'm not really a morning person.

Santa. You found me.

So this time, on this specific occasion, I'll let you know what it is.

...because we are 439 hours, 22 minutes, and 3 seconds until C-Day.

We're cutting corners, but I think we can make it.

I just wish you were never born.

- Delivering presents. - Oh, no.

- Come on, fat boy! Ah. - Aah!

But some of them are scared.

Well, I came for the intervention. Your family asked me.

It's not about the money. It's liquidating the money.

That's great. I'm here for you, and I really can't do enough for you.

...I'm afraid it's gonna get ugly.

That's awesome. Work is really good for someone to do when they're doing stuff.

Why, yes, Mr. Northcutt, yes, he has.

- ...and be a team player, okay? - Don't do it.

Willie, gather all the elves and meet me in the Workshop right now. Let's go.

Why don't you step into the 21st century?

Let's go, people! Let's pick up the pace!

If I had one more little shot at it, I would've been just fine.

Hey, eggnog for Fred, Frosty.

I never bashed anything. That wasn't bashing anybody. Don't make up lies.

Don't you have a date with a guy who forgot to plug his meter?

At, uh, a pretty exciting new hot spot here in town called...

Workshop's behind you.

- It hurts people's feelings if you don't. - I got it.

Stephen Harding.

Your behavior has been unacceptable.

Clyde Archibald Northcutt...

You're driving like an absolute pro who makes a lot of mistakes.

I'd have to have a hard out by the 22nd. That's when I have my deal happening.

No elf discipline.

If you wanna do something for him...

Come on, he can't take us all!