Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have a nice full head of hair, honey.
He has developed acid reflux and sleep apnea.
But, um...
Well, I came for the intervention. Your family asked me.
But, Fred, it's so catchy.
I just wish you were never born.
By the time the sun rises, it will all be over.
Fred. What in the heck are you doing?
- It hurts people's feelings if you don't. - I got it.
I never bashed anything. That wasn't bashing anybody. Don't make up lies.
A sh-- There aren't any sheiks in India.
Look, I'm gonna tuck and go as fast as I can, all right?
Ugh!
Fuck you fuck you
Look up People Help the People on the Internet, you'll see a picture.
At, uh, a pretty exciting new hot spot here in town called...
- ...thrown his back out. - No.
If you wanna do something for him...
You're driving like an absolute pro who makes a lot of mistakes.
Oh. Looks like a new kid just took over the number one Most Naughty spot.
I wonder what it is.
Come on, he can't take us all!
Workshop's behind you.
That's great. I'm here for you, and I really can't do enough for you.
...I'm afraid it's gonna get ugly.
No more. Icky, but done.
I have a bro-- I have the same mother and father...
Huh.
This is the key to the whole process...
It's not about the money. It's liquidating the money.
Clyde Archibald Northcutt...
- Watch the roof there. - I can't do it!
"You're gonna support your brother." And so that was gonna be my job.
- ...and be a team player, okay? - Don't do it.
Santa. You found me.
That's awesome. Work is really good for someone to do when they're doing stuff.
So this time, on this specific occasion, I'll let you know what it is.
- Hi, Fred. - Hi.
I want one.
No elf discipline.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop.
Fred, not everybody falls down on his face in front of the girl he loves.
That tree was the last straw.
Oh.
Is that from you or is that because you use the TV as a babysitter?
Two whole days, you don't call me.
- I don't nap. - Oh.
- Trouble? - No, no, no.
Willie, gather all the elves and meet me in the Workshop right now. Let's go.
Well, well.
Come on. Get out of your head for a second. Get into your body.
Have you been spying on me?
So go ahead, pull this big tugboat to shore. Anchors aweigh.
Ho.
I feel great about it. Let me feel good?
So you decide to stay Four
You just keep stuffing your face with gingerbread, fat boy.
We're cutting corners, but I think we can make it.
And you have a 55-inch Plasma TV in your room?
Can you hear me? It's Fred calling.
Why don't you step into the 21st century?
Your behavior has been unacceptable.
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves Christmas!
The guy in the red suit's not looking out for your future.
I did you a favor. You get outside, play around, make some friends.
...because we are 439 hours, 22 minutes, and 3 seconds until C-Day.
Let's go, people! Let's pick up the pace!
- Bam! - Bam! Yep
- Delivering presents. - Oh, no.
It hurts.
I'm not gonna be upset with you.
Tell me, has he asked for large sums of money recently?
- Come on, fat boy! Ah. - Aah!
How are you doing to Norfolk STOP ARGUING
Willie, just for the record, I'm not really a morning person.
Don't you have a date with a guy who forgot to plug his meter?
But some of them are scared.
Stephen Harding.
Only a Claus can deliver presents and that is a Claus.
He then decided to lay his hands on me and get physical and tried to hurt me, Nick.
And I, uh, feel this way all the time.
Why, yes, Mr. Northcutt, yes, he has.
...done.
I'd have to have a hard out by the 22nd. That's when I have my deal happening.
Please, let's just cut to the chase.
Tough love's a little difficult for me.
If I had one more little shot at it, I would've been just fine.
Yeah, I know what tomorrow is.
- Aah! - Oh.
Oh, my goodness.
Hey, eggnog for Fred, Frosty.
I'm sorry. I'm gonna practice tough love on you, buddy. All right?