Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ...thrown his back out. - No.
That's awesome. Work is really good for someone to do when they're doing stuff.
- Watch the roof there. - I can't do it!
And you have a 55-inch Plasma TV in your room?
But, um...
- Come on, fat boy! Ah. - Aah!
...done.
You have a nice full head of hair, honey.
This is the key to the whole process...
Oh, my goodness.
And I, uh, feel this way all the time.
I'd have to have a hard out by the 22nd. That's when I have my deal happening.
You just keep stuffing your face with gingerbread, fat boy.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop.
Don't you have a date with a guy who forgot to plug his meter?
- It hurts people's feelings if you don't. - I got it.
I wonder what it is.
That's great. I'm here for you, and I really can't do enough for you.
Let's go, people! Let's pick up the pace!
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves Christmas!
I have a bro-- I have the same mother and father...
Two whole days, you don't call me.
No elf discipline.
At, uh, a pretty exciting new hot spot here in town called...
It hurts.
I'm not gonna be upset with you.
Fred, not everybody falls down on his face in front of the girl he loves.
You're driving like an absolute pro who makes a lot of mistakes.
Tell me, has he asked for large sums of money recently?
Come on. Get out of your head for a second. Get into your body.
He then decided to lay his hands on me and get physical and tried to hurt me, Nick.
...I'm afraid it's gonna get ugly.
Fuck you fuck you
Tough love's a little difficult for me.
Fred. What in the heck are you doing?
It's not about the money. It's liquidating the money.
I'm sorry. I'm gonna practice tough love on you, buddy. All right?
Can you hear me? It's Fred calling.
Yeah, I know what tomorrow is.
Is that from you or is that because you use the TV as a babysitter?
The guy in the red suit's not looking out for your future.
- Hi, Fred. - Hi.
That tree was the last straw.
"You're gonna support your brother." And so that was gonna be my job.
...because we are 439 hours, 22 minutes, and 3 seconds until C-Day.
If I had one more little shot at it, I would've been just fine.
I feel great about it. Let me feel good?
Why, yes, Mr. Northcutt, yes, he has.
- Trouble? - No, no, no.
Workshop's behind you.
By the time the sun rises, it will all be over.
So you decide to stay Four
Ho.
But some of them are scared.
Willie, just for the record, I'm not really a morning person.
- Bam! - Bam! Yep
Well, well.
How are you doing to Norfolk STOP ARGUING
I want one.
So go ahead, pull this big tugboat to shore. Anchors aweigh.
He has developed acid reflux and sleep apnea.
Huh.
Look up People Help the People on the Internet, you'll see a picture.
I never bashed anything. That wasn't bashing anybody. Don't make up lies.
I did you a favor. You get outside, play around, make some friends.
Willie, gather all the elves and meet me in the Workshop right now. Let's go.
Look, I'm gonna tuck and go as fast as I can, all right?
Oh.
- ...and be a team player, okay? - Don't do it.
So this time, on this specific occasion, I'll let you know what it is.
We're cutting corners, but I think we can make it.
Come on, he can't take us all!
Stephen Harding.
Clyde Archibald Northcutt...
Oh. Looks like a new kid just took over the number one Most Naughty spot.
Have you been spying on me?
But, Fred, it's so catchy.
Why don't you step into the 21st century?
Only a Claus can deliver presents and that is a Claus.
No more. Icky, but done.
Hey, eggnog for Fred, Frosty.
- I don't nap. - Oh.
I just wish you were never born.
If you wanna do something for him...
- Aah! - Oh.
Your behavior has been unacceptable.
Ugh!
A sh-- There aren't any sheiks in India.
Please, let's just cut to the chase.
Well, I came for the intervention. Your family asked me.
Santa. You found me.
- Delivering presents. - Oh, no.