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Lookin' good, Han.
[cell phone chimes]
You're a Channing. How could you be a waitress?
[gasping]
you're poor.
And she gets one of those and that was it.
And beyond what I thought you were intellectually capable of!
I also wear a drumstick paper frill around my penis.
[glass shatters]
Sorry. Caroline, never mind all that.
These pants are five sizes too big!
And you look perfect here.
And why does he even have this?
Okay, Bernard, what's with the "gahs"?
but I feel like it's me that just woke up.
but it's not good crystal that makes a life.
Right here is where we had our 14-foot Christmas tree.
Something strange is afoot.
For the past five years,
and everyone lost.
Double dingle. Mayday.
I haven't paid this much for sex since Orgy Cruise '08.