Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's good, Billy, a little higher now.

- Wait, wait. - Ladies and gentlemen...

You jerk! You were trying to kill Grandpa.

You should be enlightening your mind with more intelligent entertainment.

- I think you gave me the stomach flu. - No, it was that little Kenny bastard.

Parents get offended because they rely on TV as a babysitter and educator.

Grandpa, I had no idea how bad it was for you.

Hey, you're gonna miss it, Kenny.

- You kill me. - I would never kill somebody...

I've asked my family to put a bullet in me when I'm 30.

If you have any questions.. Please direct them to that brick wall over there.

Don't let him touch you, or you'll die.

- Goddamn! - I heard that.

I can't take it. This music is terrible.

Just kill him. Maybe he'll give you money.

...I'm not touching that with a 60-foot pole.

Don't look there, Phillip, you're gonna get farted on.

- But, Mom...! - Talk to your father.

Not allowing our kids to watch this show is not enough.

I'm requesting that you don't watch Terrance and Phillip anymore.