Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Next caller. - Jesus?

I ever tell you how I boofed your dad, fatso?

...goes around and murders people that ask him to.

My grandpa asked me to kill him, and I did it.

Let me tell you something, porky...

That's crap. Kyle's mom is a f* * *ing Jew.

Kyle, what are you watching?

Really, is that so?

- I can't believe that son of a bitch! - Have some Snacky Cakes.

So now, sit back, relax and enjoy "Death."

Now blow out the candles, Grandpa.

The truth is, they're Canadian. That's why they're so silly.

Can I eat in the living room, Mom?

I can say with certainty that I am not anti-Semitic.

Yeah, like assisted suicide. What about that?

Worse yet, the stomach flu that is going around is...

I'm over here, son of a whore!