Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We want more quality television like Full House.

People have accused us of anti-Semitism...

That's it. Now you know how it feels to be Grandpa.

Believe in me and ye shall find Taylor Swift tickets

Mr. McCormick, you shall be a martyr to us all. Godspeed.

Hey, you were supposed to kill me.

Who are Terrance and Phillip, and why are they different?

I don't wanna touch that with a 40-foot pole.

Know what my space suit smells like?

You're so obsessed with ending your life, you're not thinking about his.

- How's it going? - Bad.

- Don't talk about my mom like that! - Let's watch TV.

- Want to make a dollar, Billy? - My name's not Billy, it's Stan.

That does it, no more Mr. Nice Protesters.

Sure, I will, Grandpa. I will.

Natural causes, Billy, natural causes.

What are you doing?

- Hey, Phillip. - Yes, Terrance?

- I will. - It's 8:00. My favorite TV show is on.

...your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a bitch.

Come on, let's go! What the...?

We will march to the network and protest until our demands are met.

In the past, people have had to die for what they believed in.

That's my silly grandpa.

Back to Terrance and Phillip.

Bitch. Your mom is a bitch.