Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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We interrupt this program to bring you loud static.
- Phillip, would you like a flower? - I sure would.
We're both firm believers in euthanasia. At a certain age...
- What are you doing, Grandpa? - I'm going to Africa.
- Mary, you making gravy in there? - I just had a brown baby boy.
- She did it on her own. - Why does this happen every month?
- Looks like you're about to fart. - You're exactly right, Terrance.
- I can't even kill a deer. - Have your friends do it.
- Is there a penny stuck in my butt? - I don't know, let me check.
Throughout history, there have always been very bad shows.
I've prepared a statement for you on behalf of the network.
Is it okay to assist somebody with suicide?
...is because you don't understand how I feel.
Does the pope crap in the woods?
- Those beans might make me fart. - Well, don't fart on me.
We have to stop this smut from airing.
Toon Central is now under incredible pressure...