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- Wait to die of natural causes. - But I've been waiting for 25 years!
- A certain student's mother called. - I wonder who that could have been?
- Sorry. This is Martin... - From Aspen Park.
...and I always get screwed by it. - Children...
New York, here we come!
- Okay, you can let me out now. - Not just yet.
- Hey, he's coming towards us. - Why is Death coming after us?
It's time for plan B.
02:21:30
- I'm not going to kill you, Grandpa. - Ingrate!
Okay, Kenny, be seated.
Stan, I'm not touching that one with a 20-foot pole.
These boys' minds have been tainted by the garbage on television...
It seems like every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass...
As the day progresses, more South Park residents...
It's the president of the network.
Over there. You need to drop some friends off at the pool?
So are you guys as anti-Semitic as some might believe?
We need to boycott the entire network. All those in favor?
Wait. The president of the network is going to make a statement.
- What is this? It's horrible. - It's Terrance and Phillip.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Let nature run its course or else end up in limbo.
Oh my god, you killed Bry You bastard!!!
- Hey Terrance, I think I have to fart. - Wait, before you do, pull my thumb.
...are still killing themselves in front of the Toon Central building.
TERRANCE, WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY? BLUE! FARTS
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