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It's about your monkey!
Good luck in Salem.
Otherwise my watch would fall off.
I'm thinking about it.
And he's going out with her?
- Oh, my God! - What? What?
No. My first fan mail!
Excuse me.
...with Monkeyshine Beer!
- Do you have idea who else knows? - I only know Lipson.
The first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.
You want me to wear your panties?
I can't do Chris' makeup.
How do you know if you wanna do that?
...if you wore mine tonight at dinner.
What?
Say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.
Like when you're cooking a steak.
I'm sorry. It has work between you and me. Or you and me.
How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth...
Well, here we sit, devil-may-care...
- How long you been waiting to say that? - About 20 minutes!
What'll you do?
Sightless specter of the macabre.
Did you just flick me?
The lion sleeps tonight
It's Erika.
I'm not even a doctor. I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
I know.
Great job growing up.
Is he looking? Is he looking?
...because he pretended to be Drake to sleep with me!
There you go. Ernie's, 8:00?
In human terms? I'd say...
Because it's a jungle out there!
I'm sorry I made you stop seeing him.
Thank you for coming, everybody! There are cookies in the back.
The library board got a lot of complaints from parents...
- Let me see! - You don't have to see!
Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
...the horrible flesh-eating virus!
...but they were my Aunt Edna's.
Flitting out of his cave like a winged messenger.
Who's "they"?
I'll never forget you, Hans.
Come on.
Looks like we made it
...and a while ago you were reattaching Simone's spinal cord.
There's a paleontology conference in L.A.
Monkey, monkey
Do you want this done quick or done right?
Word on the street